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You're just like I knew you were.

Some people never change. They are opportunistic, self-centered, cunts and assholes.

But I’m referring to cunts today.

See, you’re my friend, or so I thought. But when I told you something I didn’t like about you, you decided to shut your mouth and do not speak any more. 232 more words

First stand up comedy gig

I’ve actually done another stand up comedy gig before this but this was my performance for my showcase after doing the stand up comedy course with Susan Murray and Simon Fox in Brighton. 54 more words


Unless you get run over by a bus there is no excuse to be late. It is really simple. You estimate how long it will take you to get to s place and you plan in advance when to leave. 126 more words


My Thoughts On Feminism

Firstly, I feel some context is needed here. I don’t know why, but this wave of feminism has come upon me very suddenly and to most of my friends this has been a recent and random transformation of self. 2,480 more words

Creative Writing

Where Was I? Oh Yeah, Arseholes...

[WARNING: This post contains content which is reasonably likely to offend most right-thinking people. If you ignore this warning, continue reading and are subsequently offended, you only have yourself to blame. 1,839 more words

New breed

Wear jeans

Think that normal is doing

What you go sown down the street for

Other than gibberish

Protect nights at the pub

They cut respect in half… 127 more words