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Bird Shot - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant deny he misses Scotland
The bens and the glens and the heather
Aye haggis for dinner
Is always a winner
It is such a pity about the weather… 304 more words

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Dinner Party - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant eat with chopsticks
He is less adroit than the average man so
He uses his trunk
For his food and drink
And practices a wee tune on the piano… 162 more words

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The Ball - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant play at football
He isn’t too quick on his feet
But he is quite roly-poly
So if he is the goalie
His team almost never gets beat… 211 more words

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The Sheep - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal
Although he occasionally sits on a cat
But it is always an accident
He does not set a precedent
He is not happy when he sees that cat flat… 158 more words

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The Boat - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant sail in a boat
Although his cute bum is most certainly not too big for that
He does not get sea sick
He swims like a wee brick… 203 more words

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The Ladder - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant deny he loves sunshine
He lies out all day if allowed
So he is confessing
He finds it depressing
To see a sky filled with such dark heavy cloud… 151 more words

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The Bell - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant always write sparkling fiction
It rather depends on how creative he is feeling
So when he sees Al’s bell
He just thinks oh well… 250 more words

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