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Back Roads - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant drive a big van
And he is hopeless at parking a truck
He just points his nose
In the direction he goes
And leaves the rest up to good luck… 158 more words

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Respect - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant speak any evil
That is something his friends quickly discover
It is not a surprise
That he does not close his eyes
And his ears are too gigantic to cover… 224 more words

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Writing - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant say he knows too much
About old things like valuable antiques
Which is a surprise
Because when he starts to rise
He squeaks and he freaks and he creaks… 153 more words

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Flight of Fancy - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant drive an aeroplane
He is not designed to be a pilot
He has got such big ears
And from what he hears
Pilots who fly lots quite often hit the high spots… 191 more words

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The Moped - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant even try to be funny this week
He is luckily quite pressed for time
So he decides to be serious
Instead of hilarious
And pens this philosophically thought-provoking rhyme… 156 more words

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The Garden - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant claim he’s green fingered
He is a flop and a failure as a horticulturist
With a spade or a trowel
He can make the soil howl… 207 more words

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Fear of Flying - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant tell if this plane
Has wide enough seats to squeeze in his wee bum so
He sits on the wing
Has a swing and a sing… 166 more words

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