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The Best Laid Plans - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant ever be organised
He is never on time he procrastinates
Although sometimes he wishes
He can wash and dry all the dishes
He usually ends up with broken saucers and plates… 156 more words

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Route 66 - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant sing rock n roll
Though he undoubtedly has oodles of swagger
You think this is hooey
But he can’t go to St Louis
And he is not Chuck Berry or  mighty Mick Jagger… 147 more words

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The Theft - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant help feeling embarrassed
He sees something that puzzles him greatly
He has got no clue
He is surprised there are two
But he sees another object that is pink and unshapely… 200 more words

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Santa on the Med - Haibun Thinking

AnElephantCant get excited about Christmas
He is now so far from his beautiful boy
But in Medville it is fun
To see Santa run
And the kiddies all react with great joy… 328 more words

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The Explosion - Sunday Photo Fiction

AnElephantCant write very good English
He is guilty of ungrammatical slang
And whatever he pens
Is always in the present tense
But he hopes this cracker goes off with a bang… 238 more words

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Merry Christmas, Darling

AnElephantCant be original
To both his readers this is no big surprise
But he cannot go wrong
With one or two Xmas songs
Which he hopes you all soon recognise… 158 more words

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The Wall - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant deny he’s a big chap
He stands nearly fifty feet tall
Okay that’s an exaggeration
Because to his consternation
He finds that he cannot see over Bjorn’s wall… 155 more words

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