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See The Pyramids Across The Clyde

The Ancient Pyramids of Glasgow AnElephantCant understand lots of cool things He goes to this park regularly But on his last visit He sees this – what is it It isn’t something you can easily car… more →

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See The Pyramids Across The Clyde — 2 comments

anelephantcant wrote 4 hours ago: The Ancient Pyramids of Glasgow AnElephantCant understand lots of cool things He goes to this park r … more →

Tags: humour, David, day of the triffids, Extra-terrestrials, glasgow, little green men, Michelangelo, river clyde, Robert Burns

AnElephant Socks it to 'em — 6 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 days ago: AnElephant’s sock collection AnElephantCant always wear matching socks He really is not that w … more →

Tags: humour, a-wonderful-thing-, Bart Simpson, Del Boy, Elvis, Homer Simpson, only fools and horses, Popeye, Popeye the Sailorman

Up in the Morning and out to School — 7 comments

anelephantcant wrote 4 days ago: The Generation Game by Phil Burns AnElephantCant really stop laughing He goes back to school for a d … more →

Tags: humour, battlefield primary, battlefield school, class 3b, Harry Potter, ice cream, Primary School, Robert Burns, Robert Louis Stevenson

For Richer or Pooh-er — 6 comments

anelephantcant wrote 5 days ago: Can a Kangaroo Poo by Phil Burns AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discusse … more →

Tags: humour, Armadillos, Buffalo, bufo bufo, California newt, common toad, does a bear poo in the woods, doo-doo, Duckie

The Fence - Friday Fictioneers — 33 comments

anelephantcant wrote 6 days ago: AnElephantCant believe it Another week has flown by He needs an idea For the Fictioneers So that he … more →

Tags: friday fictioneer, 100 words, chemical weapons, fence, Fictioneers, flash fiction, Friday, Hand Held, Herbicide

Ducking and Diving gets an Eider Down — 23 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: Ducky by Phil Burns AnElephantCant understand duckies Though he thinks they’re remarkable birds A cu … more →

Tags: humour, Daisy Duck, Docks, drakes, duck sauce, eagle, Eider Duck, Eiderdown, goose

The Spy Who Shoved Me — 18 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: The Spy Who Loved Me by Phil Burns AnElephantCant keep a secret He discovers Mrs Ellie is a spy Not … more →

Tags: humour, 007, Beretta, Dirty Harry, doctor no, Kung Fu, mata hari, matt helm, spooks

Yacht to See This! — 26 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 week ago: Belatedly Beautiful Spring Blossom AnElephantCant wait longer for springtime The weather in Scotland … more →

Tags: Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, humour, springtime, dumbarton, Scotland, spring, damperton-sur-leven, blossom, Monte Carlo

Now You See Him in Kelvingrove Museum — 15 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: Kelvingrove Museum and Art Gallery, Glasgow, Scotland (1901) AnElephantCant quite believe it He just … more →

Tags: Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, humour, glasgow, Scotland, Kelvingrove, museum and art gallery, River Kelvin, Victorian, Spitfire

AnElephant and a Tiny Giant — 15 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: AnElephant and a Wee Giant AnElephantCant remember laughing so much Sometimes he thinks he’s almost … more →

Tags: humour, glasgow, Scotland, Rock 'n' roll, Netherlands, Grandaddy, Par excellence, Scots Slang

Snoring Boring Choring — 17 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: AnElephantCant Handle Chores AnElephantCant enjoy household chores He finds them so tediously time-c … more →

Tags: humour, manoeuvre, Household chores, ironing, Mirror, Hoover, Vacuum Cleaner, spring tulips, cleaning windows

He Smells Wee Snails in the Cheese Store — 7 comments

anelephantcant wrote 2 weeks ago: Trunk Twisters by Phil Burns AnElephantCant claim he’s a smart chap But he used to be dumber than no … more →

Tags: humour, Dr. Seuss, Tongue twisters, peter piper, the leith police, She sells sea shells, pheasant pluckers, Woodchuck Chuck, Irish Wristwatch

European in the Dark Here — 27 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: The Rare European Elephant by Phil Burns AnElephantCant deny he’s a strange dude Who runs this daft … more →

Tags: humour, Bonnie Scotland, chop sticks, Cninese, Confucius, Deutschland, Ecossais, escocés, eurinal

iNoise Annoys AnElephant — 19 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: Agitated by Phil Burns AnElephantCant stand extraneous noises Perhaps it’s the size of his lug … more →

Tags: Satire, humour, iPad, iPhone, iPod, mp3, Commute, Yahoo, Microsoft

The Little House has an Adventure — 18 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: The Little House, the Dog Kennel and the Space Ship by Carolina Sartor The little House says bye bye … more →

Tags: humour, France, London, Italy, Dover, Little House, Dog Kennel, space ship, Roman Villa

Oh, it's such a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with you — 20 comments

anelephantcant wrote 3 weeks ago: Springtime in Queen’s Park, Glasgow AnElephantCant remember when He last spent a day quite so … more →

Tags: humour, Scottish Stuff, funny and serious, banoffee, chicks, chocolate biscotti, chocolate flake, Duck Pond, frog spawn, glasgow

Lazy Hazy Freezy Days of Summer — 11 comments

anelephantcant wrote 4 weeks ago: Holiday Sunshine by Phil Burns AnElephantCant live without sunshine Perhaps because he is growing ol … more →

Tags: humour, France, summer, Italy, Scotland, Mediterranean, Greece, San Francisco, bay

The Car - Alastair's Photo Fiction — 14 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 month ago: AnElephantCant always be hilarious Sometimes he is rather confusing But this week he should Try to l … more →

Tags: humour, Other Fiction, Dark Humour, Clint Eastwood, Short Story, flash fiction, Fiction, 150 words, murder

AnElephant Makes the World Go Round — 20 comments

anelephantcant wrote 1 month ago: Camels – nothing like Elephants AnElephantCant claim he’s been everywhere This world is an eno … more →

Tags: Australia, France, pachyderm, kilt, Scotland, Marseille, Oregon, All Over the World, Portland


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