The cardinal rule of politics – never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman (Larry Hagman) … more →
The Mad Hattersduncanr wrote 14 hours ago: The cardinal rule of politics – never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman (Larr … more →
duncanr wrote 1 day ago: A highbrow is anyone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger ( … more →
duncanr wrote 2 days ago: A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man (Mignon McLaughlin) … more →
duncanr wrote 3 days ago: A shin is a device for finding things in the dark (Colin Bowles) … more →
duncanr wrote 4 days ago: Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing (Robert Benchley) … more →
duncanr wrote 5 days ago: Pray to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore. (Russian Proverb) … more →
duncanr wrote 6 days ago: I promised I’d take Rotherham out of the second division. I did – into the third divisi … more →
duncanr wrote 1 week ago: All this divorce – when I meet a man now the first thing I think about is ‘Is this the s … more →
duncanr wrote 1 week ago: Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson (Mark … more →
duncanr wrote 1 week ago: “I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their l … more →
NobblySan wrote 1 week ago: There’s a sporting theme to today’s quote:- “You can see those brown patches ther … more →
duncanr wrote 1 week ago: Life is the ever dwindling period between abortion and euthanasia (Patrick Murray) … more →
duncanr wrote 1 week ago: In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it’s … more →
duncanr wrote 1 week ago: I love mankind – it’s people I can’t stand (Charles Schultz) … more →
duncanr wrote 2 weeks ago: Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s … more →
duncanr wrote 2 weeks ago: An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife (Franklin P. Adams) … more →
duncanr wrote 2 weeks ago: The English winter – ending in July, to recommence in August (George Gordon) … more →
duncanr wrote 2 weeks ago: A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over (Dino Levi) … more →
duncanr wrote 2 weeks ago: They are not really fixing the streets. They are just moving the holes around so the motorists cann … more →