Blogs about: Daily Sitdown
Elastic Explosives
fartmanshelper wrote 3 months ago: The Fartman’s Abbreviated Terror Equation: SBD + BVDs x PDQ = IED ^ PU … more →
Brass Attacks
fartmanshelper wrote 3 months ago: The Fartman watched a brass quartet play today, and understood all-too-well the need for the spit va … more →
Cracking the Case
fartmanshelper wrote 3 months ago: The Fartman has a “meth & crack problem,” but it’s thankfully not methamphetam … more →
Butt Seriously...
fartmanshelper wrote 3 months ago: The Fartman never likes to interrupt, but he has been known to “butt in” … more →
Dr. Leaking
fartmanshelper wrote 3 months ago: Most people look out for #1. The Fartman is always on the lookout for #2. … more →
Buns in the Oven?
fartmanshelper wrote 10 months ago: Senator Clinton is on “the hot seat” today during confirmation hearings. The Fartman kno … more →
Muster's Last Stand
fartmanshelper wrote 10 months ago: “Passing muster” means something is judged as acceptable. Sadly for The Fartman, “ … more →
Always Hi Fi
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: The Marine motto is “Semper Fi,” which means “always faithful.” The Fartman … more →
Resolute Toots
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: The Fartman’s 2009 New Year’s Resolution – No more December 31st high-fiber binges … more →
Trails of Flatulent Vapors
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: It was a morning when the bitter cold rendered cars impotent, and breath shown like steamy vapor tra … more →
The Wait is Over...
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: The Twelve Days of Fartman Enjoy! … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 12
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the twelfth day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me…Twelve tushie belches… … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 11
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the eleventh day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… Eleven trouser trumpets… … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 10
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the tenth day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… ten barking spiders… … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 9
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the ninth day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… nine lady “love puffs” … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 8
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the eighth day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… eight eggy wiffos… … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 7
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the seventh day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… seven SBD’s… … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 6
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the sixth day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… six morning thunders… … more →
The Twelve Days of Fartman - Day 5
fartmanshelper wrote 11 months ago: On the fifth day of Christmas, The Fartman gave to me… five, toilet bowl rings… … more →
