It’s December already and maybe time for a little update. I got my Macbook Pro fixed, had to replace the LED display which usually costs a fortune but thankfully Apple decided to cover the costs for some unknown reason. Neither the less, I am extremely thankful for their generousity!

I am illustrating a piece of text for the Norwegian publishers Cappelen Damm which is really exciting, can’t say much more than that but when the work is finished I will upload the illustrations on my then newly designed website! So, I’ll be in Norway for another two weeks before leaving for Spain, going to celebrate both Christmas and New Years here:

I’ll bring my computer and buy a camera before leaving, so I will show you some Spanish holiday spirit during the two weeks. (I think I have decided on a Canon Powershot S90.)

Until then, take care!

Man Gets Hit By Car & Sent Flying 10 Feet In The Air! (Miracle He Survived This)

Find Out What Dregs Paris Is Digging For Below

On tap this week: Prince Harry kisses another guy for a beer, Johnny Depp drunk, Shayne Lamas DWI, Alexandra Kerry DUI, Elizabeth Hurley’s vodka diet, multiple drunken suicide attempts, a really bad Santa, a primary school principle pulled over for drunk driving in a dress, Elizabeth Hurley hot, Paris Hilton hot, Alexandra Kerry in a see-thru dress, Shayne Lamas in a bikini, spankings, floggings and oh so much more…

Dregs

As this post is dedicated to Ken, one of the regulars who’s sent me most of the links i’m covering today, i’m putting a quarter in the juiced-box and playing a song he brought up yesterday in comments to my Twilight Saga: Hew Moon Booze Revooze post. Here’s The Runaways covering ”Eight Days A Week”.

[Press 'Play' to Runaway]

Nov 19: Police See Through John Kerry’s Daughter

Alexandra Kerry Mug Shot

At 12:40am, police pulled Alexandra Forbes Kerry (36) over for driving erratically. How do i know you shoulda voted for Kerry like i did in 2004? His daughter wasn’t smart enough to pass a field sobriety test but she was smart enough to refuse a breathalyzer. How many times do i gotta tell you guys? ALWAYS refuse a breathalyzer. Alex (can i call her ‘Alex’?) was taken downtown and given the regulation blood alcohol exam and tested 0.06%. The entire US considers 0.08% to be over the top so, while the law could still go after her for driving erratically because of the booze, the District Attorney has let it be known he’ll pass on this one. Maybe if Stephanie Pratt wore see through dresses at French film festivals she coulda got away with her slight infraction.

Nov 15: Really Really Bad Santa

i love a parade. Especially one where Santa shows up. And really especially when he drives drunk in the parade. A 51-year-old Santa in Cambridge, Ontario was pulled over for drunk driving. As Santa. In a parade. And you thought Canadians didn’t party.

Nov 10: MADD Cop Stopped For DUI

Gerald Gibson (51) is a cop in Ohio. C’mon, any state that sounds like a yawn is bound to be boring as hall. Trying to shake things up a little, Gerry was pulled over after crossing the middle line. He refused a field breathalyzer as well (see, if a cop knows to refuse the test in the field, so should you) and was taken to the pokey. So what? So he was an off duty State Trooper who was honored as Trooper of the Year in 2002 and was honored by Mothers Against Drunk Drivers in 1997 for his madd skills of arresting the most drunk drivers in Lima (Ohio, not the bean) that year. Here at the Bar None, Drunks Against Mad Mothers (DAMM) are working on a new award for him.

Nov 12: Soccer Player Sentenced To Spanking

You know how i know Nigeria is a backwards country? It’s not because a soccer player (Stephen Worgu) who was busted for drunk driving has to pay $105. It’s not even because he was also sentenced to 40 lashes.  i know Nigeria is a backwards ass country because the other charge Worgu faces is consuming alcohol! Alcohol is against the law in northern Sudan! That’s how i know. First you go to a bar and then you go behind them.

Nov 14: Ugandan Official Suggests Caning Dead Bodies

Nigeria, however, is not the big winner of Most Backwards Ass Country of the Week award that everyone has been coveting their pants off. The big winner this week is Uganda. Edwin Komakech said people who die from drinking local moonshine (waragi) distilled with methanol should have their corpses caned six times to serve as an example to the living. i’ve heard about flogging a dead horse, but a dead ass?

Nov 10: Elementary School Principal Busted For DUI In A Dress

With A Name Like 'Tracy' What Do You Expect

Knowing he was leaving a Halloween party in a bar kinda takes the fun out of it, but doesn’t change the fact that Tracy Tredway, an elementary school principal in Indiana, was walking unsteadily (on heels, hey, give the guy a break) then driving unsteadily (hey, could still be the heels) when he was pulled over. He blew 0.19 and was charged. He’s now on forced recess from Riddle Elementary School.

Nov 16: The $18,000 Lowenbrau

You thought my bar bills were high… A bottle of Lowenbrau pulled from the wreckage of the 1937 Hindenburg airship disaster (think cover of Led Zeppelin’s first album) sold for £11,000 (that’s $18,124 in real money) in an auction probably somewhere in England. Now that i’ve wet your whistle with Zeppelin, i’ll give you a taste. Here’s “Hey Hey, What Can I Do” from the juiced-box:

[Press 'Play' and let the rock do the rest]

Nov 15: Prince Harry Kisses Guy For Beer

In other non-news, Prince Harry kissed a guy in a bar for a free beer. An Englishman kissing another Englishman for beer? Yeah, in other breaking news, the Pope is Catholic and George Bush Was Clueless During His Presidency. Seems that Harry was hanging out with his mates in a pub in Stevenage, England. Some chap called Rocky Bennett told the hair to the throne that he’d buy him a pint if he could kiss him. Harry laughed and let Rocky kiss him on the cheek. Hence the British term: cheeky bastard. i’m betting Rocky ran straight home to wank.

Nov 14: Guy Jumps Out Of 5th Floor Window. Twice.

Saving the best for last… This 22-year-old Russian guy doesn’t take to well to vodka—or marriage. After drinking three fifths of Moscow Holy Water, Alexei Roskov stood up, walked over to his fifth floor window, opened it and jumped out. Then survived. So he walked back to his apartment, where his wife had called an ambulance and started yelling at him for his action. She was nagging so much that he went and did it again. And survived again, with nothing more than a couple scratches. He says he’s gone totally T, but i’m guessing the wife will push him to drink again in no time.

Celebrity Dregs

Nov 12: Elizabeth Hurley’s Vodka Diet

Elizabeth Hurley At The Bar None

Elizabeth Hurley is hotter at 44 than many girls at half that age, and she owes it all to vodka. Turns out i’ve been practicing the Elizabeth Hurley diet as well, and i’ll be damned if my man boobs aren’t almost as big as hers. Seems she only has one meal a day and switched out coffee and wine for vodka. Maybe she’s really Elizabeth Hurl-ey. I haven’t Hurl-ied in a long time, though, which would explain my excess baggage.

Anyway, you be the judge:

Nov 18th Johnny Depp Drunk

i’m a huge Johnny Depp fan for reasons too long to go into here. Let’s just say i admire him for being a talented actor who refused to play the ‘good looks’ card and insisted on appearing in movies he could believe in. That and he was super drunk after being elected the sexiest man alive. Again. The video’s here at TMZ. If you watch it, check out how he signs his autograph towards the end. Looks easy enough to forge….

Johnny Depp At The Bar None

Nov 18th: Fighting Is The New DUI

Trendsetter Paris Hilton is at it again. After Rachel Christie (ex-Miss England) and Mischa Barton, Ms Hilton has decided to get in the ring. Paris chose to duke it out with Doug Reinhardt who i’m guessing is her current boyfriend but i can’t be bothered to care enough to verify this. Apparently police responded to a “Drunk People Arguing” call and the cops came to find the couple in a shoving match. No arrests were made: No blood, no crime.

Nov 15: Shayne Lamas DWI

Apparently no one told Shayne Lamas that drunk driving is out and celebrity boxing is in. This Stephanie Pratt wannabe decided to promote her new reality show by getting busted last week. Ho-hum, how passé. i’ll help her out, though, if it means looking up Lorenzo Lamas’s daughter in a bikini:

Diary-a Dregs

Another stellar week in the Bar None. i’d like to personally thank each and every one of you who took the time to patronize me this week and i will if you leave a comment.

Rather than blather on about the figures, i’d like to show you…

Total hits last week? 810. This week? 6,545.

It would seem Kate Beckinsale is the new Megan Fox. Here are the results for the Booze Revooze of Whiteout:

The high point you see is from last Friday: 945 views.

Thank you Ms Beckinsale, and your ta-tas.

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Bleach, Nip. Tuck: The White Beauty Myth Episode 2 (Documentary On People In U.K. Wanting To Change Their Race, Body, More Whiter) *Warning* viewer Discretion Is Advised

The story first broke on Tuesday evening. Now, we’re learning more about a father accused of shooting and killing his own teenage son.

“Got him all upset that he came over here to chastise his son for whatever had happened, and he beat on him already and snatched his clothes all off and then shot him,” Thelmon Cherry said.

“God will handle you… You’re going to pay for this,” said Lazette Cherry.

….strömmar ur högtalarna & här sitter jag mätt som en plätt! Kaffedags strax och sen ska jag ta tag i såna där viktiga saker ni vet

Här ser ut som fan, damm överallt och fullkomlig kaos och jag kan inte med ord uttrycka hur skönt det ska bli att få städa när det är över. Min hjärna fungerar inte i den här misären, jag blir stressad och springer rundor som en idiot och kan ändå inte göra ngt åt saken.Huu!

Nu är de kaffedags iaf!

So Cruel: Chinese Man Eats Lil Nemo While The Fish Is Still Alive (Just Nasty)

WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR SKIN FOR A NIGGA…THAT NIGGA PROBABLY WHIP THAT ASS LIKE A SLAVE FOR REAL…HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO YOUR KIDS…LOL

Wallin Out: Cop Trys To Grab Some Girls Tittaye On The Low While Bunch Of Females Scrap It Out! (Hit With Water Bottles, Weaves All Out & Fightin With No Draws On)

Oh Hell No Clip Of The Week: Is A Haircut That Important To You? Dude Gives His Boy A Cut While Talking A Dump (Disgusting)

DAMN he f*cked the thread and cotton out that pillow….. where they do that at??? lmfao

WTF, WHAT DOES PUSSY SMELLS LIKE IN A PERFUME AND WHAT DOES A BLACK WOMAN SMELLS LIKE…?

La Riviera, Madrid.

Paseo Bajo de la Virgen del Puerto.
Infoline y Reservas 697 540 786.

Sábado, 7 de Noviembre, a partir de las 24:00.
7 horas Remember Set. Ángel Sánchez. Madrid No Duerme History.

Cambiamos de cuerpo pero no de alma.
Nos trasladamos a una de las salas con más solera e historia de Madrid: La Riviera.
En pleno corazón de la captital, es el escenario perfecto para presentar una nueva edición de MADRID NO DUERME HISTORY.
Un año más, retrocedemos al pasado de la mano de uno de los protagonistas del “Bing Bang” de la electrónica castiza, Ángel Sánchez, quien mirando atrás, concetrará en una inolvidable sesión de 7 horas incombustibles himnos que marcaron una época.
Arena, Attica, Radical, Techno House Festival, Damm, Space of Sound, Friends, Backstage, Bachatta, Groove…
Queremos que tú también formes parte de nuestro particular homenaje.
¡Te esperamos!

Ahora, más que nunca, Madrid no duerme…

ENTRADA + CONSUMICIÓN:
ANTICIPADA: 20 €.

VENTA ANTICIPADA EN:
TIC TAC TICKET, YO SOY BOHEMIA, FNAC Y LOCA FM.

Flyer: Flyer Madrid No Duerme History.

Venta de entradas por Internet:

• Ticketmaster: Madrid No Duerme History – Ángel Sánchez.
• FNAC: Madrid No Duerme History – Ángel Sánchez.

Más info:

• MADRID NO DUERME.
• La Riviera – Sala Multiusos.

P.D: Si no conoces la fiesta, aquí tienes unos vídeos de la del año pasado: Vídeos de Madrid No Duerme History 2008.

LMAOOOO

Vad gör man när man ska sätta in en ny dörr med ny karm och den inte passar? Jo, man tar till det hårdare artilleriet och låter motorsågen gå lös på väggen. Efter lite arbete sitter nu en brandklassad dörr in till pannrummet i Ottonträsk på plats och det blev riktigt bra. Nu återstår lite listarbete för min del innan det är helt och hållet klart. På tisdag kanske?

Men satan så det dammade när det sågades. Avgaser, sågspån, gipsdamm och allt annat som yrde omkring i luften. Man fick allt ta några friska nypor luft för att slippa dra in allt i näsan. Dessutom är kedjan inte mycket att hänga i julgranen om två månader. Fanns en del spik i väggen så gnistor slog ut som fyrverkerier när sågen fick smaka på metall. Men med tanke på hur effektiv den var var det helt klart värt det.

Själva dörren är en fd. lägenhetsdörr så den har både ringklocka och titthål och titthålet imponerade stor på mig. Hade aldrig trott att det var så bra vidvinkel på det lilla hålet. Du har i princip överblick över hela pannrummet när du står och spanar. Och ringklockan är pricken över i:et på alltihop. Pling pling!

Och! Sovmorgon imorrn! Eller vad säger ni? Behöver inte ens tappa tid på det nu när vi ska ställa tillbaka klockan en timme inatt. Vi backar bandet och upplever samma timme ännu en gång. Supernice med vintertid!

I DONT HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH BIG GIRLS BUT NOT ON MY FLYERS…LMAOO

BIG ASS BOOTY MEAT….LMAOOOO….DAMMM…KILLER LAPDANCE….LMAOOO..SHE’LL KILL A NIGGA IF SHE GAVE A LAPDANCE..THAT SHITT PROBABLY WEIGHT 500 POUNDS…WERDEYDODATAT??

ELASTIC TITS..WTF..WERDEYDODATAT..?..THIS SHIT MUST NOT BE REALL..U COULD PLAY VOLLEYBALL WITH THAT ASS…