Kick off Veteran’s Day weekend with stars and striptease!

Starring:
Burlesque Noir
Rick O’Shea
Intoxikate
Doutelle
Nyree Nix

MC’d by
Cherry Jubilee and Xavier Wyntir

Featuring DJ Brian Botkiller

$10 at the Door, $5 with Military ID
21+

Oh hey! We are also going to have a fund-raiser to help fuel our dirty/sexy showgirl habits! The raffle will run until December 24th!

There are some kick ass prizes and you can have your chance to win tomorrow night!! We will be raffling a pair of Sons of Perdition Burlesque: A night of happy endings. tickets!

And you can win this here necklace that I made all by myself. Turquoise, fresh water pearl and faceted glass crystal make up this one of a kind necklace with a gorgeous kuchi pendant. $60.00 value. I will also be selling one of a kind kuchi jewelry and pendants!

Own a piece of General Blackery!

Sorry for the shitty pics. I’m a dancer and jewelry maker. Not a photographer.

Ahem. Get ‘em while they are hot!

Each pendant comes on and 18 inch chain with lobster claw clasp. I only made 10 pendants so you are gonna have to fight over them! Mwhahahaha! Choose from brass or silver plated bezel and matching chain.

Large Oval Pendant. One each. Brass or Silverplated. $25.00

Large Oval Pendant. One each.  Brass or Silverplated. $25.00

Square pendant. One each.  Brass or Silver plated. $20.00

Circle pendant. Two each. Silver plated $20.00

I can ship anywhere , no additional charge. I will also have these on sale at the Colorado Burlesque Festival.  I can take paypal or credit card. Click the links to go to my shop and get you some! <3

And many thanks to Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography for taking the pictures!!!

Sorry for the shitty pics. I’m a dancer and jewelry maker. Not a photographer.

Ahem. Get ‘em while they are hot!

Each pendant comes on and 18 inch chain with lobster claw clasp. I only made 10 pendants so you are gonna have to fight over them! Mwhahahaha! Choose from brass or silver plated bezel and matching chain.

Large Oval Pendant. One each. Brass or Silverplated. $25.00

Large Oval Pendant. One each.  Brass or Silverplated. $25.00

Square pendant. One each.  Brass or Silver plated. $20.00

Circle pendant. Two each. Silver plated $20.00

I can ship anywhere , no additional charge. I will also have these on sale at the Colorado Burlesque Festival.  I can take paypal or credit card. Click the links to go to my shop and get you some! <3

And many thanks to Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography for taking the pictures!!!

Here’s ALL the deets about our Texas and Tassels Fundraiser. Your $5 contribution will help end Kony’s reign of terror in Uganda and you’ll get a neat bracelet will help us get to Austin and beyond!

On April 14th, Burlesque Noir will be competing at Texas Burlesque Fest in Austin.  To pay for fuel and hotel expenses, our own Mary Jane Monroe has asked a number of local businesses to donate their time and services to our Texas and Tassels party on March 31st. Arte de la Mano Aveda Salon, The Cafe Mary Jane, Free Radicals, Dark Flash Photography, and others have donated nearly $500 in prizes for this travel fundraiser and we’re selling $5.00 tickets as a chance to win one or more of these fabulous prizes.

Tickets are available now at the bottom of this page but you can also shop 66 Pin Ups and Free Radicals to get them.  You may also purchase tickets just prior to the drawing on March 31st at the Texas and Tassels party hosted at The Cafe Mary Jane located at 3600 HWY 528 (in front of Dick’s Sporting Goods)   DJ Brian Botkiller will be spinning dance beats and prize sponsor Dark Flash Photography will be taking photos of all the fun

Raffle drawing takes place during the Texas and Tassels Fundraiser celebration.

The Cafe Mary Jane

3600 State Highway 528 NW

Albuquerque, NM 87114 (505) 898-0505

3/31 from 11 – 4 PM

Complete list of Prizes:

*A Salon Spa Day at Arte De La Mano Aveda Salon: Includes hair cut, full set of nails over glitter, and pedicure

*An Aveda Make Over Package: Includes $50 in Aveda make-up, $70 in hair bling, and $45 in Aveda salon services.

* Two $20 Free Radicals gift cards!

*Dark Flash Photography gift certificates.

*4 pack of Tickets to Burlesque Noir Presents Burlesque in the Wild West (5/26)

* A one of a kind 8 x 10 photo print Signed by the lovely ladies of Burlesque Noir!!

* Eat bacon off General Blackery’s Chest – You’ll need to work out the details of this prize privately with The General.

Chances of winning based on number of tickets sold.

Buy your e-ticket here!

Secondly!

Go to The Guild Cinema in ABQ April 1-5, see the amazing documentary Crazy Horse about Paris’ most famous nude cabaret, see a two local burlesque dancers at each of the 8:20pm showings, AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BURLESQUE PERFORMERS IN THEIR TRAVELS TO Texas Burlesque Festival. I will be performing Sunday April 1st! Support local, support nude, support Team Texas!

Thirdly!

Burlesque Noir has been accepted to perform for the 3rd year in a row at the Colorado Burlesque Festival!! Yeeeehaaaaawww!!!  We are performing at the Thursday night pre-gala show. Which means I perform once and party for the rest of the weekend. YES! SIR! See ya soon Denver!

You could also win a chance to eat bacon off my chest!!

Brian Botkiller will be there to bump some tunes and Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography will be there taking pics of you shaking your ass with hot bikini clad ladies! So wipe out them $5 bills and make it rain on us hot bitches!!!

The Burlesque Noir website will have a link soon to buy tickets online and you can get tickets this Friday night at The Lodge when you come see me perform with a live band.

Thank you Ri Ri Syncyr for snapping this pic of Ann Gora and I getting catcalled while cleaning out a kiddie pool. Our lives are hard.

Annnd this is the result of me getting really really REALLLLLLY drunk and photo bombing. My life is hard. I signed a bunch of my photos with very dirty messages so pick one up next time from Dark Flash Photography and enjoy my horrible sense of humor. Special bonus if you get the really really reallllly offensive one.

I’m busy (not really) packing for the Colorado Burlesque Festival that is starting this Thursday. My liver is going to hate me. Burlesque Noir is performing Thursday night at the Opening Gala and I will be doing my Mary Jane solo on Sunday.  Yeah, my liver is going to hate me.