Oh, you blissful idiots. You read my okcupid profile (MissMegativity if you are curious), and you then send me a message like
“I want u” 560 more words
Entry #2 into the douche-bag chronicles sent in by Ms. F, an acquaintance in Co.
This is one BOLD fucking douche-bag.
“I’d love to worship your gorgeous body…treat you like a goddess ..trail kisses up your calves…all the way up to your milky thighs….linger there till I can feel the heat between your legs…” 466 more words