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Lionsgate has dropped the first teaser trailer for Mortdecai, which stars Johnny Depp as debonair art dealer and part-time rogue Charlie Mordecai. Charlie juggles angry Russians, the British MI5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist as he travels the globe in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold. 34 more words
In loving memory of Robin Williams, 1951 – 2014
Former megastar Johnny Depp is experiencing a major career lull; with a career featuring iconic roles such as Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd and of course Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, it’s massively disappointing to now see him churning out three consecutive mainstream flops: Dark Shadows, The Lone Ranger and Transcendence. 240 more words
Here’s the first trailer for Mortdecai, starring Johnny Depp, which is sadly not about Richie Tenenbaum’s falcon. It stars human reaction shot generator Depp as the titular character and literally every single joke is Johnny Depp making a funny face. 317 more words