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knights move thinking 11 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: …great… of course….asking the printer to actuallly work would be wayyyy tooo much … more →

Tags: Butterscotch, Cringe, dating in dc crap, eyeroll, fast track, fuck me pumps, How I Roll, Things That Scare Me, butterscotch is my safe word

yes..im a bitch..whats your point??13 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: sugarbabies……. oh my…. i do hope YOU have been behaving yourselves…because … more →

Tags: bad girl, Bitches, boom chicka wah wah, Cringe, dating in dc crap, Douchebag, Essential Sex Kitten, eyeroll, How I Roll

sex kitten psychosis...8 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: i dropped my fave MARNI platform stilettos off at the cobbler this morning for a little sole soul… i … more →

Tags: Cute Trouble, eyeroll, Cringe, How I Roll, Essential Sex Kitten, are you judging me

radar love...10 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: dear pimply faced driver of the plymouth breeze…. sugar…there are a lot of reasons i wou … more →

Tags: Douchebag, bad girl, eyeroll, Cringe, How I Roll, sex on wheels, fast track, Radar Love, driving and crying

We Are Family...21 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: suagarbabies… “you have to wait here…YOU are NOT family”…. thats what … more →

Tags: Bite The Bullet, Bitches, Cringe, Things That Scare Me, Add new tag, emergancy rooms, Gay Marriage, porn buddies, Family

back in the saddle... 21 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: hi suagarbabies… call me crazy…but… i like the heat…it feels hard and honest … more →

Tags: Cute Trouble, Douchebag, bad girl, eyeroll, dating in dc crap, Cringe, How I Roll, fast track, yin and yang

weekends are for warriors..9 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: oh sugarbabies…weekends are for warriors…not sex kittens……. Wed (hump day): … more →

Tags: label whore, PornStars, Cringe, Jemna Jameson, boom chicka wah wah, Breakfast of Champions, How I Roll, Jenna Jameson, zombie strippers

strippers, hipsters, and cops..oh my!17 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: sugarbabies!!!!! OMG we have sooo much to catch up on!!!!… let me seee…. where to start? … more →

Tags: Cute Trouble, bad girl, Cringe, How I Roll

Cat Fight At Cartier...20 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: hi sugarbabies… for reasons i wont go into here and now…(this bitch is discreet if nothi … more →

Tags: bad girl, eyeroll, Faking it., How I Roll, Things I love, bitches with accents, Cartier, suck it, Vintage Jewelry

my life is better as a comic...14 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: oh sugarbabies…. it wasnt anything that 12 hours of sleep and a few mood leveling Grey Goose a … more →

Tags: Douchebag, Bite The Bullet, Bitches, bad girl, dating in dc crap, Dating, Playboy, Comics, Douchbags

A Quickie....can be a good thing...13 comments

suicide_blond wrote 1 year ago: sugarbabies… y’all generally give me a week to organize my thoughts … but…um … more →

Tags: Things I want, Scary Suburbia, fuck me pumps, How I Roll, sex on wheels, Essential Sex Kitten, top secret, Bat Mitzvah, basement bhangra

he tells me im a pretty bullet...14 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: sugarbabies.. ive been avoiding his calls the last few weeks… so last night he left me a long … more →

Tags: Douchebag, eyeroll, dating in dc crap, Cringe, Things That Scare Me, How I Roll, pretty bullet, Cringe worthy, drunk dial

Breaking Down a Date with a Douchbag...32 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: hi sugarbabies… my tolerance for douchbagy behavior is at an all time low… rrgh…it went someth … more →

Tags: Douchebag, In My Sights, eyeroll, dating in dc crap, Cringe, Chipoltle, Dating, douchbag, dc dating

Coming Out of the Closet...17 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: hi sugarbabies… well… i learned a little something about myself this week… well ac … more →

Tags: Things I want, Daily Bullet, In My Sights, Hot Entrepreneurs, How I Roll, Office Supplies, This is How I Roll, efficiency,

Waiting By the Phone ...isnt my style21 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: hi sugarbabies… have i mentioned my love hate relations ship with Cockcast, my theoretical cab … more →

Tags: eyeroll, sexy

Ass Burgers... a catch all14 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: sugarbabies..its been oh i dunno a week.. and my ocd is pushing me to write a post with bullet point … more →

Tags: Douchebag, eyeroll, dating in dc crap, Cringe

Open Invitation to the Blues...23 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: sugarbabies… soaking a heart in two bottles of prime argentinian red wine… doesnt make b … more →

Tags: Douchebag, eyeroll, dating in dc crap, fuck me pumps, Cringe, Things That Scare Me, Tom Waits, marni pumps,

The Boys of Summer....8 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: oh sugarbabies…the official boys of summer wrap up.. in bullet points… The Supreme Court … more →

Tags: Douchebag, eyeroll, dating in dc crap, WhoreBuckets, Boys of Summer, boys

Dear Beeotch in my Building...7 comments

suicide_blond wrote 2 years ago: Hey Girl… I know that you are new in town.. that you have just moved here from a podunky littl … more →

Tags: Douchebag, Bitches, bad girl, eyeroll, WhoreBuckets, neighbors who are assholes


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