One word from your majestic lips That’s all it would have taken In one breath, you could have flipped the script and shown them all they were mistaken You didn’t have to close your eyes Wh… more →
Little Drops of Nectarwrote 1 month ago: One word from your majestic lips That’s all it would have taken In one breath, you could have … more →
wrote 6 months ago: Two Days Old 40 found me today. I guess my dad was right. He told me a long time ago that the olde … more →
wrote 7 months ago: I am my mother’s only son. I’m also “the baby” – the youngest of thre … more →
wrote 11 months ago: My Mysterious Muse I’d Write A Song (for my amazing bride) I’d write a song for every gi … more →
wrote 1 year ago: When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s a … more →
wrote 1 year ago: My Heart Will Know Your Name When the days we’ve yet to spend together Number fewer than the ones we … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I’ve found that if you wait long enough, ground beef browns itself. … more →
wrote 2 years ago: So much to be thankful for. 2010. Where did it go? Not only that, where did the entire deca … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Homonyms galore… 1: The bandage was wound around the wound. 2: The farm was used to produce pr … more →
wrote 2 years ago: PUN INTENDED 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Hearing and reading the Biblical Christmas Story (also known as the real one) this season made me wo … more →
wrote 2 years ago: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sungl … more →
wrote 2 years ago: The other day, I washed that rack we use to air-dry dishes next to the sink. The trouble started whe … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I think Dell computers should hire a spokeswoman named “Adele”, and have people chasing … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Why Parents Have Grey Hair (Read it all the way through…) A father passing by his son’s … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I think there should be a cartoon about a Native American Pig named Porkahontas. … more →
wrote 2 years ago: 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Isn’t “psychological” an oxymoron? … more →
wrote 2 years ago: There’s actually a guy in Calgary named Kenny Bunkport. I kid you not. Look it up. … more →