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July 27th, 2014: No Holds Barred

I got mugged. There, how’s that for an opener? Not only that, let’s just skip the introductory pleasantries and cut straight to the setting of the stage. 2,185 more words

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Belly button magic

There is a fluff of dust in your belly button. But it rather looks like cotton. You got a cotton production in your belly button. 12 more words

English

July 21st, 2014: No Sleep/Taken By Surprise

I’ve been averaging an hour of sleep a night for weeks, so I feel I must ask for a little leeway, this may get a bit messy. 1,457 more words

Dialogues

I hate Nepali "comedy"...

(uh oh, here comes another rant)

Let me first start by saying, that i just found out that i am color blind…well, i knew when i looked at certain colors, sometimes they would look kinda blurry, like the colors are gelling into another color or sth…but now i know for sure that i am color blind. 457 more words

Daily Chronicles

A guy at the door involuntarily creates a link between himself and a carseller

«There was this guy at the door.»
«o.k.?»
«He told me he was working for an energy supplier and that I should change to his company calling the competitor a dump.» 51 more words

He And She Stories

The Reluctant Goodbye

There he lay on his death bed. He had a wonderful life of failure and triumph, sorrow and joy, as well as disappointment and blessings. As he reflected on his life, he began to have feelings of profound loss. 581 more words

Self Help

July 10th, 2014: The Little Things vol. 2 - Mastering Your Microwave

Hand to God, I have no idea why any food contains microwave directions. None. There should just be a crudely drawn cartoon of a guy shrugging his shoulders with question marks floating around his head and the words “estimated cooking time between 90 seconds and your mom” scrawled across the bottom in bubble letters. 283 more words

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