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Christmas is Coming1 comment

mamamamahoney wrote 2 months ago: Is anyone else unnerved by the fact that the stores: 1) are already decorated for Christmas, 2) are … more →

Tags: barfed Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Sales, early christmas shopping, too early for christmas music

I'm Fragile!4 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 2 months ago: I'M SICK I’m officially sick.  And I’ve officially decided that I’m fragile.  … more →

Tags: Sick, chest congestion, ill, runny nose, side effects of flu shot

The Flu Shot

mamamamahoney wrote 2 months ago: Today I got my flu shot.  The last time I had a flu shot was 7 years ago.  You know why?  Because th … more →

Tags: Sick, Flu Shot, Swine Flu Shot, flu, Illness

Every 20 Minutes???1 comment

mamamamahoney wrote 3 months ago: Parenting Magazine reported in its most recent issue (Oct. 2009) that: The average toddler melts dow … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Toddler Meltdowns, kids' meltdowns, meltdowns, Temper Tantrums, tantrums, toddler behavior, travelling with toddlers

Mother of the Year3 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 3 months ago: After yesterday’s fun afternoon of baking cookies, my kids wanted to ensure my position as Mot … more →

Tags: Head Wounds, eye wounds, kids falling, bump and bruises, black eye, kids' first black eye, Shiner

Today's Business Lesson3 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 4 months ago: Company A own 100 widgets.  Company B owns none.  Company B wants Company A’s widgets.  Compan … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Business Lesson, Company A, Company B, Goon Squad, strong-arm, Loans

Life is like a box of HELL2 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 4 months ago: My life is like a box of hell – and in my case – every damn chocolate is the mint one.  … more →

Tags: box of hell, Why me?, Murphy's Law, suffering, Life is Hell

Answer the Door3 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 4 months ago: In yet another episode of “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” – my husband had to … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Kiddie Mamamamahoney, You can't make this shit up, kicking door down, using should to knock down door, kids asleep in the locked bathroom, kids in the bathroom

On Your Knees, Biatch!2 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 4 months ago: I spent the better part of last night on my hands and knees.  No, not doing that.  Get your mind out … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Carpet cleaning, scrubbing the carpet, resolve carpet cleaner, dirty carpets, cleaning dirty carpets, Cinderella, leaking sippy cups, sippy cups that leak

Parents - Oppose Obamacare NOW!!!4 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 4 months ago: Like to parent your children in a way you see fit?  Then OPPOSE Obamacare NOW!!!  I have not kept se … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, I see the hellfires in Obama's eyes, Obamacare, health-care reform, chuck norris, Obama is evil

Toddler to Big Kid Life Crisis for Mom2 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 4 months ago: Life will be changing drastically for me come September.  My baby boy (CheezWaster) will be starting … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, toddlers to big boys, Kids growing up, mommy crisis

The Non-Talker4 comments

mamamamahoney wrote 5 months ago: I am at a crossroads with the Destroyer.  He much like his brother did at this age is not really tal … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Kiddie Mamamamahoney, Early Intervention, late talkers, talking by 2, kids that don't talk

Call Out the Co-Worker?1 comment

mamamamahoney wrote 5 months ago: In this shiteous economy, when you have co-worker who is not pulling their weight, do you: 1) just l … more →

Tags: call out the co-worker, co-workers who don't pull their weight, Work Reviews

Eat at your Own Risk

mamamamahoney wrote 5 months ago: Want to know what happens when you forget to add water to the cake mix you are using to make cupcake … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Crafty mamamamahoney, disaster cupcakes, accidents in baking, tie dye cupcakes, no water in cake mix

Soy Story

mamamamahoney wrote 6 months ago: Hallelujah to Bon Appetit Magazine for printing THIS ARTICLE. It’s nice to know that 1) I … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, Kiddie Mamamamahoney, Diet Mamamamahoney, Food Allergies, Soy, soy is bad, dangers of soy

Final Destination

mamamamahoney wrote 6 months ago: You know in the Final Destination movies how the kids start to see things that indicate death is upo … more →

Tags: migraines, headaches, Stroke, Final Destination, preeclampsia

Expected1 comment

mamamamahoney wrote 6 months ago: I live in a world where certain things are expected of me.  We all do to some extent, I suppose.  I … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney

Lit Moms1 comment

mamamamahoney wrote 6 months ago: OK mamas.  This is a little scary.  No wait….to me, it is a LOT scary.  Getting lit when you h … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, moms smoking pot, pot smoking moms, mom that think pot is ok, moms getting high, moms on drugs

Asleep at the Wheel

mamamamahoney wrote 6 months ago: OK – so it wasn’t at the wheel – it was on the bus.  And I was sleeping so heavily … more →

Tags: Parental Mamamamahoney, falling asleep on the bus, heavy sleep, Good Samaritan, kids peeing, kids peeing the bed


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