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She's part of the Weather Channel's R&D division
Blonde: I hate rainy days. Look at this! It’s like God’s pissing on me. Overheard outside Susquehanna by CB … more →
Wait a second. This IS Basketweaving 322 right?
Daedalus wrote 5 months ago: Student: What should I call you? Should I call you Susan, Professor [lastname], Mrs [lastname], or … more →
Like....a degree?
Daedalus wrote 8 months ago: Loud Girl: Like, I don’t get those people. As long as I get something out of being here for fo … more →
She's moving on to asphyxiation I guess.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much … more →
Like, totally not cool.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Ditz: But, see, Ava was Hitler’s wife and that’s not cool. Overheard in the finals study … more →
Well somebody failed English 100...
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl on Cell: I was so excited. I was literally walking on air. Overheard outside the RAC by Katie … more →
Wanna be my committer... but like in obsolete language?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl 1: How do you spell committer? Like a committer of a crime? Girl 2: It’s not a word. Girl … more →
Serenade for her?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl on phone: I would totally serenade for her but I woke up this morning and I have two huge holes … more →
If she graduates, I'm boycotting the school.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Female Student: Maryland is on the west… or the east coat… West coast right? Professor … more →
The hair dye has clearly seeped into her brain.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Purple Haired Girl: I managed not to tell anyone I was coaster today! Overheard outside of Chesapeak … more →
I want to "fork" you somewhere else, though.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: Stop making me spoon your head! Wait… wait… that came out wrong. Overheard in the … more →
So much stupid in one conversation!
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl 1: My initials are HG, like HG TV. Girl 2: No, that’s HD. Isn’t HG like an elemen … more →
They study chemistry so extensively because they want to make a basement meth lab.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: So, I like, go for tutoring at the chemistry tutorial center, and I ask a question, and they, … more →
About as smart as a girl who thinks there would be someone named "Stripper"
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy: There’s this new movie coming out, it was written by a stripper. Sorostitute 1: Wait, som … more →
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