As a responsible dog owner it is imperative that you clean up after your dog, as not only is it an eyesore and extremely annoying when you step on some but it is dangerous. 736 more words
9 hours, 11 minutes
Know your audience when making a joke
Jokes about the sex trade are risky at the best of times.
Anyone whose pushing a pram and drinking a can of Stella at 13:15 on a Monday afternoon isn’t going to be a stable pillar of the community. 119 more words
1 week, 5 days
'Siento sucia' and other awkward occurrences.
So I’m feeling a bit poo, mainly because I keep standing in it! I do not mean my own poo. Dog poo. Dog poo everywhere. Please Spain, when your dog does what a dog has to do, clean it up. 553 more words
Running down a private road because your dog has poo’d and your out of poo bags is embarrassing.
Doing this whilst on the phone is even worse. 55 more words
The Snoring Dog
While watching the tellybox on Friday night, the bulb in the table lamp beside me started flickering. It’s one of those low-energy LED things that’s supposed to last… 843 more words
1 month, 1 week
Salt n pepper French baguettes are delicious.
You can hypnotise a dog with a chilli.
Cooking an old classic takes you back.
Everyone moans when it gets that little bit more cold. 29 more words
1 month, 2 weeks
Haus of Pug
I’d like to introduce a new column at Haus of Pug – #TechTuesday! Basically every week I’m going to highlight a cool piece of pet technology. 699 more words
1 month, 3 weeks