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For want of a satellite photo, the battle was lost...

irqportz wrote 9 months ago: At IRQportz, we rarely get into politics.  Because we realize that opinions are like a long lost Unc … more →

Tags: Batman Kisses Robin, Bilbo Baggin's Birthday Party, Bill Gates, Blurring Google maps, bubbling colon gas, Call Center, Cell phone ban, CNN covers non-celeb news, Connie Chung

AOL stole my soul for 2 months severance and a frisbee

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: I sit here, now in my 4th, and almost fifth month of unemployment wondering where the hell I went wr … more →

Tags: 5h1t c@nn3d, Burn your bra, Call Center, Canned, Collecting cans, Crack addiction, Dockers boots size 12, Drama, Getting Munson-ed

Well it's black Tuesday all over again.2 comments

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: And it’s no surprise. Someone leaked that layoffs would be happening (today) weeks ago. AOL mu … more →

Tags: Call Center, apocalypse, feces, water-proof diapers, fecal stained water slide, aol layoff rumors, Collecting cans, Fecal stained prison waterslide, Female Erection

Richard Simmons releases controversial sex tape1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Yes, it has been a while as portzer #2 points out. So it’s time to get back to business. Today … more →

Tags: male enhancement pills, dingle commentary, painful rituals, Richard Simmons, 2006 MTV Movie Awards, Lionheart, almost bursting bosom, German Chancellor, Bass in my A**

What our Readers Want V: A New Hope

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: missle song eat fish WTF!? WTF are you on man…  teh cw As you probably have sadly learned they … more →

Tags: crotch rot, funkonomics, Bladder control, Media retardation, feces, painful rituals, Second Sign of the Apocalypse, Botox bimbo, Crazy

From Ditzy to Drunk she gets out of jail by shaking her non-existent badunkadunk1 comment

irqportz wrote 3 years ago: Let me start with… THAT WAS THE LONGEST TITLE EVAH!!! Ok, now to the news.  Paris Hilton was r … more →

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Who wants to party with Mel? We do!!

irqportz wrote 3 years ago:      Well well Mel. Seems over the weekend Mel Gibson fell off his high and mighty (which he is … more →

Tags: mel gibson, Mad Max v Mr. Rogers, Partying with Mel, Sugar tits, Mel's gigantic sac, Mel Gibson vs Tom Cruise, Mel Destroys all


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