dont-be-a-whore &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://en.wordpress.com/tag/dont-be-a-whore/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "dont-be-a-whore" Sun, 19 May 2013 21:52:01 +0000 http://en.wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Relationships. Don't Be A Whore.]]> http://parodyshit.wordpress.com/2013/01/29/relationsdontbeawhore/ Wed, 30 Jan 2013 02:42:47 +0000 Parody Shit http://parodyshit.wordpress.com/2013/01/29/relationsdontbeawhore/ I’m tired of these bitchy ass female parodies coming for married people. I get it; You have feelings for the guys/girl. But they done got a ring put on it and won’t be dancing to Single Ladies or Blame It On The Boogie any time soon, so why don’t you just sit the fuck down? Nobody has time for that and it honestly gets you a bad wrap, especially when you’re a new person and nobody knows you. Don’t do that. It’s cool if you’re just playing around, but heads up: Don’t do it while wifey/hubby is on. Don’t do it period unless it’s in DM because Gossip Jackson will be on your ass.

Don’t be super clingy; Nobody likes a bitch that can’t keep to themselves sometimes. When you see your boo on, go ahead and talk to them, but don’t be super girly or giggly like you’re high – that mess annoys me and others gagging at you people making out.

Do not by any circumstances have sex in public. Take that shit to DM, case closed. This isn’t fan fiction, and imagining Michael Jackson fucking some random with buck teeth is not a good image.

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