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The Counselor

You can sell diamonds on Mars

The Counselor, I guess, revolves around a legal counselor, Michael Fassbender, who gets involved in drug smuggling? Because he’s strapped for cash after he buys his fiancé, Penelope Cruz an expensive ring. 249 more words

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Shrooms (2007)

What’s that? Another Irish horror?

I’m subbing in for Sweaty this Sunday, and I figured i’d hearken back to some of my heritage (and my habits) and make this weekend a drunken Irish one. 224 more words

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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

Holy fuck tits. If you insist on watching this, fill a bathtub with the worst rotgut that money can buy and fuckin swim in it. 317 more words

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