Wina, my old high school friend ordered this cupcake set for her friend in Jakarta, Nilam.

This post is brought to you by Donut, the Distraction Hamster.

Thanksgiving in the U.S came and went. I had a nice afternoon with my family and a lunch which has undoubtedly provided enough leftovers for weeks to come. This year I am very thankful for Helmets and other assorted protective wear, I feel like it’s under rated. People appreciate Doctors and Nurses, but it’s high time to champion the armor that can possibly save you a trip to either of them! Looking slightly silly (read, BADASS) is a small price to pay for having an intact skull.

What am I talking about….Happy Rest of ‘09 Everyone!

As far as The Girl and Gorilla is going , I’m smack dab in the middle somewhere. I know where I’m going, it’s just a thick jungle of work, and I need to sharpen my Machete.

My Machete is made up of:

The Notebook!

Where I keep notes, revisions, ideas and general nonsense. Also pictured is my deo-stick, so classy and appropriate. Comics have been known to be serious business and cause massive sweat attacks.

The Portable Work Station!

Handy for drawing anywhere! In the classroom (ssh) On a Bus (I’m antisocial) At the Part-Time job ( I got 5 pages penciled while waiting for my shift to start,woohoo!) It fits pencil, eraser and at least 200 sheets of paper and the bright neon pink colour makes it easy to spot in my dreary coloured room. Lost proof!

The Storage Facility!

It’s a shoe box. But not just ANY shoe box. It’s Stella McCartney Shoe Box, so that means it’s Classy.

I keep all my finished pages in here. The Leopard keeps them safe.

You do not want to F*** with this box.

Finished up the Notebookco Moleskine Cover.

My hamster, Donut, helped.

My lil’ list of stuff that I’m grateful for this Thanksgiving.

• Those pink donut boxes.  Every time I see one, I salivate like a Pavlov hound.
• San Francisco streetcars, they’re…that…adorable.
• Garlic, it really has many uses, don’t you think?
• Condoleeza Rice, no wait — Hilary Clinton.
• Vaginal metaphors.  Everywhere you wanna be.
• BART.  Why so expensive dude?
• Shoes, clothes, accessories:  mainline please.
• Never thought I’d say it:  Berkeley Bowl.
• Concept 2 rowing machine:  waaay better’n sex.
• Cultural appropriation:  Exhibit A good, cheap Asian food.
• Trains in the night, nails in the bedroom.
• Pandora:  the pre-ad version
• Breastfeeding.  Thanks for the formula.  Thanks for gypping me out of a key experience. I’ll have a glass of milk now.
• Blogging:  the most fun you can have legally.

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Tea, Orange Juice, Doughnut …
Some time you HUG me
Some time you do not

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A t-shirt found in Seoul, South Korea

These are two things that do not go together, ego and dreams.  It’s possible to accomplish anything that you set your mind too, if you will allow yourself to put your ego aside.  Great sports teams excel because there is no single person who thinks they are bigger than the ultimate goal of the team.

The same is the case with making a film.  There are so many people that are involved in the process of creating, making, and finishing a feature film.  If at any point during the process, an ego steps up and takes on a bigger role than it actually deserves, things will start to fall a part.

During the filming of “The Last Passport”, we had a cast and crew that believed in one thing, accomplishing magic in just 30 days. Yes, we made a full feature film (90 minutes) in just 30 days including writing the script.   How did this happen?  It happened because people kept their eyes on the target. Director David Lynch always says, “Keep your eye on the donut, not the hole”.

The Lucky You Films crew kept their eyes on the donut.  We were very lucky to have some of the most talented cast and crew who had one goal, which never lost during the whole filmmaking process. They knew there was no the film would be completed and ready for the film festivals if everyone didn’t work together.  That is why in just 46 days from the first day of writing it premiered at the Solstice Film Festival in Minneapolis.  On top of that, it actually won two awards.  This goes to show what a talented cast and crew can do when they keep their eyes on the donut, and leave the ego out of the picture.

In today’s market, nothing is a safe bet for making feature films.   The one thing that is a constant is it takes a lot of people to make a film and a lot of money.  The technology has come a long way and more people have the ability to make films because more cost efficient editing suites and new digital productions.   With that said…it still takes manpower to accomplish something that will catch the eyes of buyers and filmgoers.

Special thought for the day – A genius doesn’t need to tell everyone that they are a genius…everyone already knows.

Behind the scenes of "The Last Passport".

Hahah… ing start complaining me that i did not update my blog recently, so faster faster i come here and post something and today is interesting. Indeed, i wanna post something tomorrow, but dunno why suddenly feel so emo on thing happen around me. So i did not make up my mind to post anything here last night.

Think for 2-3 hours for yesterday night to solve my problem, and end up i realize i just too stubborn and think too much! :S omg~~ Never mind, everything is fine now, and the siao siao and cheerful me is back *thumbs*

ok.. so what had happen which is all so silly and emo, i dun talk about it. but start share something i experience today!

Today, early in the morning wake up at 830am, and ready to have a morning jog to sheffield botanical garden. I think is about 2 KM from my place to the destination. However, the weather does not seen much agree us to go for the morning jog. It drizzling again, as it is closer to winter now… But, we still wake up at the time we have promise, except edward was still sleeping, we go sainsbury local to buy bread and some bacon as our breakfast before we depart.

At first, the weather give me a very big impact to convince me not to go. As, far there i can see foggy weather cover the whole brushwood. But, chirs say, if we dun go, we very waste our sleep time, as we can continue sleep. So, i make up my mind, and we start slow run to the botanical garden.
(ish.. i din bring my camera as the weather is not so good, so cant share with u ppl sorry, will take picture again later)

I think we take some time to reach there, as we not really know how to go there. Hahaha ^^ but we still manage to get there. Nice place to go picnic and rest though. But, is autumn now, so we only see big tree with yellowish leaves or “botak” trees only. Hahahha.. but it really have nice scenery there, and surprisingly all the squirrel there are so big and they are not afraid of stranger! (like all the pigeon in town) When i show my hand to it, it move, as i though it was trying to go away from me, suddenly it appear in front of me and get closer and closer while i start back off when chirs tell me, “小心!” But really have good experience!

After that, we feel the rain getting bigger, then we run back again. And continue some work out. Trying to keep fit as i feel my tummy coming back to me!! SHuuuu, i dun wan u! After that take shower and waiting to go german market! Err. i not sure if that was the real german market or not, but we just go to see if anything interesting there. Without much special, there are food,cloth, and some handcraft stall selling their item. So as we go by, kai eat the big sausage, not bad i like it. But one thing i dun like in UK is that they dun like to put many stuff in their bread. 2.5GBP for a sausage + bread! where is the salad vege or cheese!!?? They like take it plain with tomato ketchup or mustard. >.< Ok, then walk to fargate, thinking that there might have more choice of food, but, it was quite disappointing. It were lesser than i though.

But the rain is getting bigger and bigger, so we decided to go do some shopping before we get wet. And, yes i bought new thing again!! HAhahahahha… As winter is closer, i really think i need to get myself sweater/jersey/hoodie/jacket? what ever u name it, i dun care as long as it keep me warm in the windy and cold day! And i finally get one! hahahah quite like the design, and is cheap + 20%. Cheap as in compare to brand like topman stuff. Edward bought one on the week he reach sheffield and that cost him 60++GBP after discount, while mine is 40++GBP after discount.

On the way back, we again go back to the stalls there as we wanna try the pork chop while chris wanna try the german beer. Oh, damn, the pork chop is just too nice to have! The meat is barbeque and guess what the meat is not hard at all and the seasoning is just so good which still leave in my mouth now! First time i taste something that let me feel sooo goood in sheffield!! but is very cosy~~ 3.5GBP!!

The mushroom is smell good but we din taste as it cost 3.5GBP too. The donut not bad, but if got more flavour, it will be nice… Suddenly miss Big apple donut's ice berg tim!

hohohoho.. happy day!

you will need:

2 habenero peppers coarsely chopped

3 hungarian hot peppers cut into rings

3 roasted red peppers cut into rings

1 medium sized sweet onion cut in half the into half rings

4 hot italian sausages

1/2 precooked chicken deboned

1 cup merlot

1 cup water

1 can red kidney beans

6 cloves garlic

fresh oregano 4 stalks or so

one beer

1 teaspoon tony chachere’s

large can of stewed tomatoes chopped

in a large pot combine tomatoes peppers water wine tony chacher’s garlic onion and beans.

bring to boil

meanwhile cook italian sausages in beer and a few large peices of onion

when fully cooked cut sausage into bite size pieces and one half of sausage cut up very small.

add sausage to pot pour in beer that sausage was cooked in

debone one half chicken  take 1/4 of the meat and cut very very small the other 3/4 of the chicken should be pulled into bite size pieces

add chicken to pot

cover and simmer at least one hour stirring regularly

serve over mashed potatoes

My first experimental donuts just came out of the kiln and I am quiet happy the way it worked out.

Since Christmas is not very far away, I thought I should share the x-mas donut with the mistletoe fine silver inlay with you. The whole time I’m writing this, I’m whistling “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… lalala” but I’m thinking that my tires on my car are frightful, so please don’t =)

Just for now I put on a leather cord but I am planing on either getting or making a silver bail for the donuts. The glass looks really nice but there simply is nothing better looking than a nice quality silver bail with art glass.

I will update you on the other ones as soon as things have moved along a little further.

Honestly I don’t like this video at all. I should have shot in different angles and aspects. Anyway…

The Bug has a birthday coming up soon, his first “friend” party. He is excited about being able to invite his friends over for a party and the theme of this party has been a recurring source of conversation around our house lately. He finally made up his mind that he wants a “fishy” themed birthday party, so the conversation now has become how do we do a “fishy” themed birthday.

You know, we have to figure out party gifts and what kind of cake and what games they are going to play, etc. Donut and The Bug have actually been coming up with some good ideas for this. Things like “pin the tail on the fish” and “fishy, fishy, shark” (the fishy equivalent of duck, duck, goose).

We were discussing this at dinner the other night and Donut came up with the idea of coming up with a song they could sing at the party, and he and The Bug start singing:

5 little fishies sittin in a pool,

A shark came up and bit the pool.

5 little sittin on the grass,

A shark came up and bit…………………..the fishies

This is the point in the song that I snorted milk out of my nose and laughed myself into a good cry. Then they kept singing it and every time they got to that point in the song, I would break down into a new fit of hysterics.

Mega-Babe just loves this kind of juvenile behavior from me. She was half amused, half appalled and said, “Seriously? What is the matter with you?? Its like you got stuck at being 12 years old!”

I know it, Babe, and all I can say is I’m sorry.

I did distinctly hear Mega-Babe do a little snort laughing of her own one of the times The Bug was running through the song, but she may have been laughing at how much of a child I am. See, she will sometimes feign shock and disgust at my behavior, but I think deep down…….WAY deep down, she finds me pretty amusing.

Donut kept trying to figure out why I was laughing so hard at their little song. “Nothing, Buddy. Daddy is just a bit immature.”

I eventually had to excuse myself from the table and go upstairs until I got control.

Appears that Sony Ericsson have made inroads optimizing the X10 Android phone for its 1GHz Snapdragon processor. The pre-pro handset shown earlier this month ran the Rachael interface in slow-motion, but this new prototype looks much more responsive.

The Timescape social networking app and Mediascape multimedia manager finally look like something you might want to get your hands on in February. No price or carrier info has come out yet. And yeah, the super dramatic music at the start of the vid made me laugh, too. [Gizmodo via HDBlog via SlashGear]

Last Sunday, we had a member of the leadership of our church come and talk to us at church. He was a really good speaker from England who I actually enjoyed listening to. Just sitting and listening to someone talk is not always the easiest thing in the world for me to do, and as I have mentioned before, we are not always sure that our boys are listening either.

In this particular talk, he started to talk about how he has 5 sons and how some people live under the delusion that his family is perfect. This of course got my attention having 3 boys of my own who have been known to not always be little angels. He talked about how each of his sons has a set of boxing gloves and if they ever got into a fight, that he would put them in the backyard and have them slug it out until they love each other. I personally think that is a great way to raise a house full of boys.

The Bug was not there to hear this particular talk, but Donut was there coloring and doing other things to make the church time pass quicker.

Fast forward to this Sunday. We were all getting ready for church and I hear a little commotion downstairs and the boys both laughing it up with a lot of banging and grunting. They make their way upstairs and I see that they have split up the set of boxing gloves that Donut has so they have each have one glove on at which point Donut tells us, “We are fighting until we love each other.”

Mega-Babe and I just half laugh, half wince at what is sure to not end well. After a while, Donut starts to take his glove off and says, “Alright, alright, I love you, we can stop.”

The Bug hauls off and punches him while his guard is down and proclaims, “I don’t love you!”

Having 3 boys can wear me out, but it sure can be entertaining. I am already picturing how I can set up a cock-fighting pit of sorts and I can invite people over to take bets on the winner. I personally would put my money on The Bug, he fights dirty.

Donut seeds, by Jason Fulford.

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In 1532 on November 16th Pizarro captured Atahualpa. He and his army would then go on to masacre the Incas. 477 years later, Nacho Donut will travel through time to set things right.

Well, this week was a long one. This Tuesday, I had forgotten to bring my clothes for Cross Country practice. However, the next day, I came in – Wednesday (though it’s supposed to be Tuesdays and Thursdays). The meet was nice: I came out 99th out of a 164 people. Not as amazing as before.

Well, anyway – I don’t remember quite what day (apparently I have Alzheimer and absolutely no sense of division of time), but this week, I got rejected. Yes – once. I don’t know what the hell it is, but it seems that I have the tendency to piss someone off or hurt them without noticing it. It is some abominable curse the tooth fairy has given me for not giving her any of my teeth: with a wave of her wand, she made it so my mouth would work inconspicuously against me.

But, as always, Abe’s anger had fled out. And I’m glad. I don’t like seeing him hurt, or me feeling like a total asshole.

See, today I had the TACHS test, and it was the easiest thing I had ever done (can’t wait for the results), especially comparatively juxtaposed with the SHSAT (can’t wait for those results either). I wasn’t able to finish either the Math section and the first two parts of the Abilities section, though. So I’m totally sucking right there.  I fail at math, so I put these types of answers instead, of course:

Math jargon isn't quite my thing..

But who the hell cares? Not that it’s not important. But it’s not like they’re going to make me do it again just because I fail.

They won't stoop to the level of this pic - ever. At least not up to the second line of words.

They’re not that considerate. They could care less. They want results relative to time. That, apparently, is the catch.

The language parts were easy – easy as hell (though hell is actually a difficult troubling stressful enclosed phobia-inducing rape-orgiastic nightmare, which is just slightly to the contrary).

And, no. My name isn’t Peter.

After the test, we went on this absurd trip – absurd because it was a trip on a ferry boat from Manhattan to Staten Island back to Manhattan – real absurd, to me. I wouldn’t waste money for it. All I did was eat and stand/sit on a boat and then go back home. Of course, the trip wasn’t too bad – but only because of the food and the friends I was with (like kawaii-pie Abe, who I could talk to quite easily). I really wanted to touch him, but apparently he has some restraining orders his hands are enforcing. They push me away, in general, when I try to hug him. I wish I could.

But of course, it seems we’re still in the “masculinity” box, huh? Real fancy. I want to admit my sexuality without such ramifications of getting out of the box! Sometimes I feel everyone is stuck in the masculinity box.

Death Note yaoi for those Death Note fangirls. Well, they're supposed to represent different people.

But, anyway, yeah. I still had a great time! With him, other people, myself, one of my teachers, and just with the sexy food on my plate.

Mmmm

Though, I didn’t eat hot gods. What I ate was a cheeseburger, a jelly-filled doughnut, and some fruit punch.

Adopted from “28 Macam Snack Box” by Saji Magazine issued 153

Bahan Dasar Donat:

300gr Tepung terigu protein tinggi
1/2 sdt Kayu manis bubuk
30gr Gula pasir
1/2 sdm (6gr) Ragi instant
1/2 sdt Baking powder
15gr Susu bubuk
100gr Pisang ambon, haluskan
1 butir Telur
75ml Air es
30gr Margarin
1/2 sdt Garam
Minyak padat untuk menggoreng

Bahan Topping:

100gr Buttercream
250gr Keju parut panjang

Cara Membuat:

• Campurkan tepung terigu, kayu manis bubuk, gula pasir, ragi instant, baking powder dan susu bubuk.  Aduk rata.  Masukkan pisang ambon.  Uleni rata.
• Tambahkan telur dan air es sedikit demi sedikit sambil diuleni sampai kalis.
• Masukkan margarin dan garam.  Uleni sampai elastis.  Diamkan selama 20 minutes.  Kempiskan adonan.
• Timbang adonan masing masing 25gr.  Bentuk bulat.  Diamkan lagi selama 10 minutes.
• Pipihkan adonan bulat bulat tadi.  Bentuk menjadi oval.  Letakkan di loyang yang sudah ditabur dengan tepung terigu.  Diamkan kembali selama 45 minutes sampai mengembang.
• Goreng adonan dengan minyak padat yang sudah dipanaskan terlebih dahulu dengan api sedang sampai matang.
• Oles atasnya dengan buttercream.  Serut keju memanjang.  Tangkupkan di atas roti.  Serve

Well I needed some hits, so what else was I supposed to do? Write some news, or a thought-provoking article on cabbage, or comment on this or that aspect of modern life? Or just start talking about my dick?

Well that’s a no-brainer: dick = hits and don’t you forget it!

. For women and their breasts it’s a bit more clear-cut: although breasts can be fluffed up with the right undergarments, it is not that difficult to see how yours compare to everybody else’s. But getting a look at another man’s erect member is a difficult job indeed.

The average woman has seen vastly more erect penises that the average man. We get to see only one in detail, and usually from a non-flattering angle. So we gaze at other men and wonder – how does mine measure up? And although everyone says “It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it”, we all know this is just some garbage made up by men with little peanuts. Let us apply the same logic to, say, the world’s tallest building, and see how far that gets us.

So we are reduced to peeking at articles in our girlfriend’s Cosmo, or searching for “penis” on the Internet with one hand poised ready to clear the browsing history before the missus gets home. And now and again we stumble across those articles and surveys disclosing the size of the nation’s collective knob.

Now, I suspect these may not be so reliable simply because, in most of these surveys, they just ASK the men how big their dicks are. I mean, come on! You think that is going to give you any honest answers? And anyway, it’s impossible to know how to measure it properly. A good deal of the dick is under the surface of the skin, and if you pull it out a bit before applying the tape-measure, you can normally squeeze out another inch or two.

Penis measuring is a science in itself, as you can see by searching on Google for “How to measure your penis”. (Warning: do NOT go to Google and search for “How to measure your penis” unless you want to stumble into a deeply unsettling, neon-light-blinking part of the Internet.)

here are the results…

In order to expedite the writing process of this communication, I have followed the same format of previous editions. A number of topics, however, are covered in slightly greater depth than before and I have introduced three new graphics.

BEFORE WE BEGIN

In a number of the analyses that follow, penis size has been classified according to the subject’s perceived endowment status (ref. question 43 of the questionnaire). The dimensions of this “self-ranked endowment status” are summarized in the table below.

MEAN VALUES OF SELF-RANKED ENDOWMENT STATUS

With the exception of “Penis Size and Age” and “On Circumcision, the analyses discussed below pertain to adult subjects, 18 years of age and older.

The inclusion of minimal, and particularly maximal penile dimensions have caused many of you to question the validity of my data. Blatantly fraudulent responses (from 17 year old lawyers or those claiming “American Zulu warrior” ancestry, for example) are excluded from entry into the database as are penis lengths in excess of 360mm (14.2″). As an additional safeguard, the bottom 1% (for those 18 years and older) and top 2% (for all age groups) of each of the five penile measurements studied have also been excluded from the analysis. I realize that this is a rather conservative approach, but the fact that my results are very close to that reported by Kinsey et al. and the almost symmetric distribution of erect penis lengths, leads me to suspect that any residual and unavoidable contamination has been kept to a minimum.

SUBJECT CHARACTERISTICS

MEASURING UP

To determine more precisely how you compare with the 2,545 adult subjects who participated in this survey, I have divided the data into percentiles of 10 percentile increments. If, for example, your erect penis measures 155 mm, the table below indicates that this size falls between the 40th and 50th percentile. In other words, at least 40% of the men fell below this value and at least 50% were above. In the upcoming expanded version of this edition, the chart below has been replaced by three graphs which provide an even greater degree of precision.

PENIS SIZE AND RACE

Since the release of the fifth edition, the number of Black and Hispanic participants has not substantially increased. Because of the continued low sample sizes therefore, the results reported below concerning the aforementioned groups must be considered tentative, pending a larger number of responses.

Surprisingly, it would appear from Figure 5, that contrary to popular myth, Black males have shorter erect lengths than their Caucasian counterparts. However, due to the small sample size and large variation in lengths, this “difference” is not statistically significant. The average flaccid length among Blacks however was 93.8mm (3.7″) compared to 87.7mm (3.4″) for Caucasians, which may be responsible for the impression that Black men have greater erect dimensions. Again, I emphasize that these observations must remain tentative.

There was a significant difference in length between Caucasians and both Hispanic and East Asians (those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Vietnamese descent). Whereas with Hispanics, such a difference was limited to erect length only, with East Asians all five measurements were statistically lower in comparison to Caucasians. Although part of this difference may be due to the shorter stature of East Asians (see “On Correlations” below), height matched comparisons with Caucasian subjects nevertheless failed to alter this finding.

The figure to the left summarizes the results of question 44, in which men were asked to rate members of their own ethnic group with respect to size. Of particular interest was the response of East Asian subjects. Among East Asians residing in the East, 31% felt that they were generally of modest size, compared to 56% of those living in the West. This is probably due to the fact that Western countries tend to be more racially diverse, allowing for greater interaction and hence comparison with men of different ethnic backgrounds. It is also interesting to note that the vast majority of Black subjects stated that they tended to be well endowed; an opinion which was not borne out by the results of this study.

PENIS SIZE AND AGE

I was initially surprised by the number of responses from teenagers and, although my survey wasn’t specifically designed to detect changes in penis size during puberty, the data collected so far has revealed some rather interesting findings.

As of this edition, and as illustrated in Figure 7, average erect penis length increased until the age of 16, a finding that marks a departure from the five previous editions of this page, which reported that such a developmental milestone occurred at age 17. With respect to adolescent lengths, it is interesting to note that the results presented here are almost identical to that of another online survey, the results of which are located at http://www.dnai.com/~ibex/jackmisc/jacklib/jacksurvey3.html. The apparent variation in average size between the ages of 16 to 49 was due to random sampling error and was not statistically significant..

The situation with regard to erect penis length beyond the age of 50 remains somewhat nebulous. According to the graph below, there was essentially no difference in size with respect to younger age groups. However, I have detected a progressive, yet slight decline in length among older men in this group. Unfortunately, due to the modest sample size of such individuals, it was not possible to determine whether this was a statistical anomaly or an anatomical consequence of the aging process.

ON ERECTIONS

The data indicates that during an erection, the average increase in penis size was 197.9%. However, for men whose flaccid penis measured 80 mm (3.1″) or less, the increase was 263.2%, compared to 165.3% for those greater than this length (p<0.0001). This principle is demonstrated in Figure 8, which reveals a strong negative correlation between flaccid length and the percent increase during an erection.

It is also interesting to note that there was less variation in erect penis lengths relative to flaccid lengths. This convergence in penis size is illustrated by comparing the coefficient of variation (CV), a unitless measure of variability obtained by dividing the standard deviation by the mean and expressing the result as a percentage. The CV for flaccid lengths was 31.4 whereas in the erect state it decreased to 19.5.

When erect the position of greatest girth was as follows; head 36%, uniform 32%, base 25% and some other location 7%.

Forty eight per cent stated that their penis was straight when erect, 28% reported a deviation to the left or right and 24% claimed to have a bend (presumably in the shaft).

ON CIRCUMCISION

Unlike a previously published study in the medical literature, I did not detect a significant difference in erect length (or the other four measurements) between circumcised and uncircumcised individuals.

Overall, 70% of the subjects were circumcised, 27% were uncircumcised and 3% did not specify their circumcision status. Of the 633 men responding outside of the U.S.A. and Canada who specified their status, 64% were uncircumcised. Not unexpectedly, this compares to 40% of Canadians and only 15% of Americans.

The proportion of those claiming to be content, neutral or discontent concerning their circumcision status was almost equal between the two groups (approximately 66%, 21% and 13% respectively). Among those who were content however, there was a striking difference with regard to sexual orientation. Seventy-two per cent of circumcised straight males expressed contentment with their circumcision status while only 58% of circumcised gay or bisexuals felt the same way (p<0.001).

ON CORRELATIONS

With the rather impressive number of responses I have amassed since the inception of this survey, I have detected that, on average, there exists a strong relationship between erect penis length and height, as illustrated in Figure 9. For the purposes of demonstrating possible correlations between length and various hand and foot measurements, it became necessary to control for this phenomena by performing a partial correlation between length and the various measurements in question. The results of such an analysis are presented below.

With the exception of shoe size, there exists a significant but weak correlation for each of the body parts studied. (Please note that questions regarding nose length and width are recent additions to the survey, and at the time of this writing I had insufficient data to perform a reliable statistical analysis.)

Figure 10 reveals the significant relationship between erect length and circumference.

SOME PENILE TRIVIA

As in previous editions of this communication, body builders tended to be more endowed than “couch potatoes” (170.5mm or 6.7″ vs. 160.7mm or 6.3″ p<0.001).

In addition, the difference in flaccid length between those who are reluctant to potentially expose their penis to public scrutiny and those who are not remained strong (81.0mm or 3.2″ vs. 89.6mm or 3.5″ respectively p<0.001). A larger difference however, existed with respect to erect lengths (166.8mm or 6.6″ vs. 153.3mm or 6.1″ respectively p<0.001). A similar relationship was seen with regard to potential exposure to male family members.

As illustrated in figure 11, well endowed men had more sexual partners per year than their average or modestly endowed counterparts. The data reveals that these men were more self-confident which may, in part, explain this finding.

As illustrated in figure 12, a striking difference existed in the response pattern between gay/bisexual men and straight men when these individuals viewed a well endowed male (ref. survey question 47). Gay and bisexual men tended more to express arousal (36%) or awe (28%), while straight men were more likely to be indifferent (29%) or envious (21%). Among both groups, those who were indifferent had significantly larger erect penises than those who felt either intimidation or inadequacy (p<0.001).