Doodle 288 - Planet 51

I couldn’t think of anything to doodle today so I thought I would quickly sketch up the astronaut from Planet 51, which we went to see this weekend.  It was a really good movie, the boys enjoyed it, and it was riddled with homages to geeky flicks from my youth.

by StephG

November! and still drawing on the sidewalk. Yeah.

So, I’ve been lacking in posts.  But that is merely due to my dedication animation!  I’ve started another blog dedicated to that so that there won’t be anymore (or fewer) posts with my thesis progress and that hodge podge here.  It’s called zee animates, and it’s on blogspot. 

I’ve been really working on studying anatomy lately too, so that has contributed to my not having time for … life.  But whatever.  If it helps me be better then why not? 

It’s very late right now, and I just finished a bowl and did a little sketch so I’m off to bed.

With Alotta Love,

zee zee cakes

Written on November 17, 2009.
Unfinished poem, written on a whim of inspiration.
I may edit it and add to it later.

Doodle 287 - Reading Certificate Complete

This is what the final reading certificate ended up looking like.

Here’s an example of how the web page functionally works. Check out the print preview to get a better idea.

1.

หญิงสาวตั้งใจอบคัพเค้กให้คนรัก
ประเดี๋ยวเดียวไม่นานนัก
เค้กเนื้อนุ่มก็มายืนอวดโฉมสวยบนถ้วยจิ๋วลายจุด

กลิ่นหวานหวานเข้ากันดีกับครีมขาวขาว
โปรยเกล็ดลูกกวาดรสเมลอนประดับประดาเพิ่มไป
หวังไว้ไม่สูงนัก
แค่อยากให้คนรับลิ้มชิมด้วยรอยยิ้มหวาน

แต่เอ๊ะเดี๋ยวก่อน บางอย่างหายไป!
เชอรี่สีแดงนั่นไง ไปเล่นซ่อนแอบที่ไหนเสียแล้วหนา
ที่แท้กระรอกหางกลมนั่นไงขโมยมันมา
ว้า… คนรักของเธอจะงอนมั้ยนะ
ถ้าไม่ได้กินเชอรี่สีแดง?

2.
เพิ่งอ่าน ‘คำสาปร้านเบเกอรี่’ จบไป
เชื่อว่าหลายคนคงมีสักวูบที่อยากปล้นของกินแบบนี้บ้าง
เราก็เคยเป็น ตอนเห็นรถไอเบอรี่วิ่งผ่าน
นึกอยากให้รถคว่ำซะเดี๋ยวนั้น
แล้วรถจะรีบเข้าไปโกยไอติมกลับบ้าน
เน้นรสน้อยหน่า มะยม แล้วก็มะม่วง เยอะ ๆ ;p

3.

ลองทำอะไรจุ๊กจิ๊กแบบนี้ครั้งแรก
แน่นอนว่า เต็มไปด้วยรอยเย็บที่ไม่เป็นระเบียบเอาซะเลย
แต่ก็ถือเป็นผลงานที่พอใจและน่าตื่นตาตื่นใจดี
แถมยังเป็นคัสตาร์ดชิ้นเดียวในโลกที่ต้องกินคู่กับสตรอเบอรี่และครีมสดด้วยนะ  

4.
:: I Love You More Than Applesauce ::
I love you more than applesauce,
Than peaches and a plum,
Than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts,
And berry bubblegum.

I love you more than marzipan,
Than marmalade on toast,
Oh I love pies of any size,
But I love you the most!

Above is the original poem…
We took this poem and added our own favorites. 
We hope you enjoy them, but be careful not to read them on an empty stomach!

ปล. มีแต่เรื่องของกินทั้งนั้นเลยเนอะวันนี้ :p

I sit up and talk and then get up and relieve yourself.
I sit up and talk and then get up and relieve yourself.
I sit up and talk and then get up and relieve yourself.
It would come out and it was just greatness.
Montezuma’s Revenge.
If you drank it six years ago
doesn’t mean you won’t get
it six years later.

Doodle 286 - Reading Certificate Parts

These are the final pieces that I had to generate for my son’s school’s reading certificates.  Now I just need to code up the web page and I’ll probably use it as my doodle tomorrow.

doodle 286 sketch

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Corey Thompson has got two nice vector packs up on YouWorkForThem.

Frankenstein’s cat? D’Awwwwwwwwww!!! The original picture was given to someone I have since lost touch with, hope they still have it ¬.¬

I seem to get a few hits from this porn-type stuff, searches for tags I put on like fuck, sex, manatees and so on. Even my travel blog gets the occasional “Thai girls” search engine hits. So, being close to Xmas and all, I thought I better give something to these poor fat slobby sleazy fucks that are sitting there with four cans of coke poured into a vase, three meat lover’s pizzas, potato chip crumbs in their lap, sitting at the PC in a darkened room searching for “fucking” on WordPress. Here ya go ya fat fucks:

Fuck, lick, slap, suck, kiss, bite, push, hard, soft, sherpas in sheep costumes, fanny, doodle, NURSE (that bit isn’t part of it, that was just me typing out loud in my cell, it’s happy tablet time), where was I? Oh yeah, slide, poke, sweat, dick, lick, slappy mc slap, pull hair, rubber gimp mask, rubber chickens I dunno, what are you people into?

Work with me here. No pun intended.

OK, I’ll give it a bash. There’s this chick, right? She has these boobs and shit, so you’re like, sqeezing that shit, right? And she’s all like “ooohh yeah daddy, give it to me hard” in a stupid fake voice and then does one of those Beverly Hills 90210 girly giggles. You’re like “Hell yeah, bitch” and start going crazy, tearing her clothes off left and right, I mean that shit is flying everywhere. It’s all lacy shit too, HOW FUCKING HOT IS THAT? LACY SHIT! and then you pull out your 27 inch mega-wang and dust off the Oreo crumbs from your stomach and say “OK this is Captain Penetrator calling Naval Base, preparing to dock” and she just goes apeshit, OM NOM NOM NOM. BAM, you’ve slapped her in the face and say “Bad doggy” and she wimpers then cries, then plays a gnarly air guitar, fuck this bitch is mad hot.

So then you’re getting down to business, and you have one leg on her cheek, one leg on the couch (I forgot, there’s a couch, OK?) she has one foot in your ear, and the other on the curtain rail near the window. It’s the maddest sex position in the world, and you just invented it because that’s how fucked up you are, in a fully awesome way. Then after that bit, you’re like “Can we go missionary?” and she’s like “Hell yeah bro, I’m catholic, I LOVE that shit!” BAM, you’re going hard mish style. It’s SO lame that it’s cool. You’re hell cool at fucking. Now you’re like “Yo, I’m gonna come, I’m gonna… o… oh… ooHH… OOOOHHH” and she’s like “Oh YEAH I’m so HORNY” and you’re still doing your “O” face and AAAARRRGGGHH your mum walks in and turns the light on and it’s actually your aunty.

Suck shit you stinky perverts, fuck off somewhere else.