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Mr. Not Gonna Work Here

Well, here’s another in the alternate douche bag chronicles. This one is also from the”career path” track and is about the interview with Mr. Not Gonna Work Here. 425 more words

Douche-bags

Mr. Clueless

So this is a deviation from the normal douche-bag chronicle. Instead of a dating fail, it’s a resume fail. This is from a resume I received recently and who I’m calling Mr. 257 more words

Douche-bags

The "Frat-rat Douche Lord"

So, last night my friends and I were out playing man hunt from around 1am till 3am on the college campus. While playing, we kept seeing these piss drunk girl stumbling, falling, being carried by other guys, and walking around with barely any clothes on. 889 more words

What Happened Today

the hardest part

Sometimes I’m asked

“What’s the hardest part?”.

A funny question,

with a typical answer I suppose.

Here goes:

It’s not that he left.

It’s not that I’m alone. 145 more words

Poetry

Gotta Place For You To Put My Bucket or Were You Born An Asshat?

Never fails; someone puts out something good (in this case phenomenal in scale) and the asshat brigade puts down their Starbucks double soy latte frothy or whatever it is the “trying too hard to be cool” crowd is drinking these days and start opening their mouths.. 492 more words

Observations And Whatnot

Tuesdays With Mary: Never Trust a Know It All

Never, ever, ever trust a know it all in the gym… or anywhere for that matter.  The gym is rife with douchebaggery on a daily basis but no douche is worse than a know it all douche.   477 more words