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The Five Guys You Will Date in College

Disclaimer: Every example is purely fictitious and any resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental. I would never publicly poke fun at my friends, enemies, or exes. 829 more words

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Plus I have a type but you don't fit it

Ok, this is a sensitive subject…..types, not fitting someone’s type, only dating your type, ect.  It’s hard not to “fit” someone’s type.  And it hurts even worse when the person tells you that they aren’t their type.  390 more words

Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Better Than the First One

Tagline: In heroes we trust.

Year: 2014          Runtime: 136 min

Director: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

Writer: Christopher Marcus, Stephen McFreely

Starring: Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlet Johansson… 440 more words

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Mr. Jackpot

Another winner from the great state of Texas! This winner was sent in from “Triple –E” in Dallas.

And we’re off with these three messages from Mr. 529 more words

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Mr. (Not) OK

Hello my Fellow Fuckers! Post #3 is live in the Douche-Bag Chronicles! Check out Mr. Ok!

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Mr. (Not) OK

Today’s douche-bag entry comes from SnarkyLady in Tx (that moniker will become apparent later). Transcript below.

    Mr. OK: “ZOMG!!!1 I love older women!”
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