DOUCHES OF THE DAY: GREGOR BLANCO AND MARTIN PRADO Thanks for saving 75% of your hits and 85% of your RBIs for the entire season for this game against the Phillies you douche bags. -Chris (@LONG_DRIVE… more →
LONG DRIVE: A PHILLIES BLOGChris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHES OF THE DAY: GREGOR BLANCO AND MARTIN PRADO Thanks for saving 75% of your hits and 85% of you … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: MR. MET Mr. Met is hands down the WORST baseball mascot EVER. The Braves’ m … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: "THE COWBELL KID" OK this dickface requires more than the normal one li … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: Shut your fucking mouth already and throw the fucking ball you flamboyant fucking ugly pterodactyl l … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: CANADA Thanks for Matt Stairs and Trailer Park Boys, but now you can kindly frig … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: HOWARD ESKIN You know little to nothing about what you’re talking about, yo … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: JOSH BECKETT Shut your mouth and pitch, douche… -Chris (@LONG_DRIVE) … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: CARLOS BELTRAN'S MOLE Dude seriously get that thing lasered off or something. … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: ESPN COMMENTATORS How does it feel to make America’s collective ears bleed? … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: The Phils came into Dodger Stadium for the first time since leaving as NL Champs and showed baseball … more →
Chris wrote 5 months ago: DOUCHE OF THE DAY: DAVID ECKSTEIN Crack cocaine is a hell of a drug, douche… -Chris (@LONG_DRI … more →
lovestedt wrote 8 months ago: Without a doubt Chuck Norris has crossed over into the murky nether world where only lizards, sea pe … more →
lovestedt wrote 9 months ago: We at the big turkey have no real problem with Hitchens. We love this. We love this. And man, do we … more →
lovestedt wrote 9 months ago: The Republican Party and the Republican members of Congress have tied for today’s award. They … more →
rg88 wrote 11 months ago: According to Crain’s New York (full article below), there are possible illegal short term ren … more →
rg88 wrote 1 year ago: I found this review of the Douchebag Dormitory AKA 88 Greenwich Street AKA Greenwich Club Residences … more →
doucheoftheweek wrote 1 year ago: This was actually a very hard decision on who would be our very first douchebag. I know, I know, the … more →
rg88 wrote 1 year ago: Douchebag Dormitory revealed. This morning at the continental breakfast buffet at the Douchebag Dorm … more →
rg88 wrote 1 year ago: 2.5 douchebags for the price of 1 today! Happy Friday from RG88. Source: Gawker … more →