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Isiah Thomas Forces College Cheerleaders Into Bikini Car Wash
In April, Florida International University made the questionable choice of hiring Isiah Thomas as their new men’s basketball coach. The hiring was idiotic; he’s never been a good coach, h… more →
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Isiah Thomas Forces College Cheerleaders Into Bikini Car Wash
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slanch wrote 4 days ago: In April, Florida International University made the questionable choice of hiring Isiah Thomas as t … more →
I Will Never Date You
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thedith wrote 1 week ago: If you dress like this. Uh uh. Nope. No way. Get out of my house before I call the cops. No, serio … more →
How not to be THAT GUY at concerts.
Haley wrote 1 week ago: Concerts are one of my favorite things in life. Gathering with friends to hear some of your favorit … more →
Where A Bike is More Important Than a Person
slanch wrote 1 week ago: Just another follow-up to the Donte Stallworth justice system debacle; Lee Monroe Crider, 40, pleade … more →
Who Knew I'd Ever Side With a Yankee Fan
slanch wrote 1 week ago: Here’s a scream-filled fight video from the game yesterday between the Marlins and Yankees dow … more →
More Examples of Why John Sterling Sucks
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slanch wrote 1 week ago: I’m on record saying that I think John Sterling is possibly one of the WORST baseball announce … more →
Place Your Bets on Their Wandering Eyes
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slanch wrote 2 weeks ago: I couldn’t care less about Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush’s relationship, I care little … more →
Wherein the Justice System is Flawed and Bulls*!t
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slanch wrote 2 weeks ago: On March 14, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth, while driving drunk, struck and killed … more →
cruddychicken wrote 3 weeks ago: great aftertaste … more →
Face Meet Fist
slanch wrote 3 weeks ago: Not content with letting England get all the credit for soccer hooliganism, one Mexican soccer fan d … more →
Yankees Fan Smuggles Grass into Phish Show
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slanch wrote 3 weeks ago: A week ago I took to the friendly confines of Fenway for the beginning of the Phish summer tour; I w … more →
The Popular Tool
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armchairallamericans wrote 1 month ago: Everyone knows him or her. They are the person who has something to add to every story, joke, anecd … more →
No Way Jose
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slanch wrote 1 month ago: Jose Canseco finally made his MMA debut yesterday, entering to the song “Wild Thing” … more →
Ron Artest is a Man of Fine Musical Taste
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slanch wrote 1 month ago: From the post-game press conference after game 6, here is Ron Artest talking about some of the best … more →
Fenway Not Being So Friendly
slanch wrote 1 month ago: Brian Rossi (left) used to be a middle school gym teacher in Worcester, MA until he got arrested for … more →
Fan Upset that Big Baby Bumped His Precious
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slanch wrote 1 month ago: After Glen “Big Baby” Davis hit the game-winning shot last night he was justifiably … more →
Without Boner Ads I Wouldn't Know About Priapism
slanch wrote 1 month ago: You may — or may not — have heard that America is waist-deep in a recession; that we are … more →
Mets and Phillies Fans Remain Classy
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slanch wrote 1 month ago: Citi Field isn’t officially the home of the Mets until the fans get into a fight with heated r … more →
HOLY F#$K!
slanch wrote 1 month ago: Manny Ramirez has been SUSPENDED for 50 games for performance enhancing drugs according to the LA Ti … more →
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