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Court Rules Happy Gilmore Illegal
Canada is simply way too peaceful, they need more crime apparently because the Supreme Court of Nova Scotia has time to rule on asinine golf swing legal cases. Justice Arthur J. LeBlanc ruled that the… more →
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Court Rules Happy Gilmore Illegal
slanch wrote 4 days ago: Canada is simply way too peaceful, they need more crime apparently because the Supreme Court of Nova … more →
BCS Hires Ari Fleischer to Defend the Idiotic
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slanch wrote 5 days ago: The BCS is probably the most idiotic, asinine, Rube Goldbergian system in all of sports. Instead of … more →
You Wouldn't Like Eddy Curry When He Gets Angry
slanch wrote 6 days ago: I’m not surprised that Eddy Curry got violent during his return to action for the Knicks, I … more →
America's Team Doesn't Show the American Flag
slanch wrote 6 days ago: There’s quite a controversy brewing down in Dallas over the Cowboys’ new stadium; while … more →
Anaheim Fans Battle Over Who is Mightiest
slanch wrote 1 week ago: Anaheim (Mighty) Duck Scott Niedermeyer generously skated over to the fans and gave away his stick t … more →
Jeter and Minka Take a Vacation Together
slanch wrote 1 week ago: With his 5th championship wrapped up, Derek Jeter jetted off to St. Barts for a deserved vacation; w … more →
No One Likes to See a Sad (Game) Cock
slanch wrote 1 week ago: I love crowd shots where you see unhappy fans; providing of course that I am not rooting for one of … more →
DJ Shows Up in Brown-Face to Sammy Sosa's Birthday
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slanch wrote 1 week ago: Sammy Sosa has no sense of humor; or at least that’s what Enrique Santos — a radio DJ an … more →
Titans Owner Flips Bills Fans the Bird
slanch wrote 2 weeks ago: The Titans have gone through a difficult season; fresh off a 13-3 season they were expected to be se … more →
He Had TOO Much Captain in Him
slanch wrote 2 weeks ago: In Sunday’s Eagles/Cowboys contest tight end Brent Celek scored a touchdown in the third quart … more →
Where There's SMoak, There's Fire
TDub wrote 2 weeks ago: Team Shanna ... Shanna Moakler is at it again, folks. Everyone knows she holds a lot of hostility t … more →
Tool Academy
realityranker wrote 2 weeks ago: Well, I was completely right. Some of you wrongly voted for Tyler, but I knew that he hadn’t m … more →
You've Got to Be F&@king Kidding Me
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slanch wrote 2 weeks ago: The AL Gold Glove awards were announced today and Derek Jeter was awarded his 4th Gold Glove. 4, Der … more →
Getting to Know Someone Else's Vagina & More
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Olga Wolstenholme wrote 2 weeks ago: As you may or may not know, Cuntlove has a survey about vaginas and things relating to vaginas for p … more →
Inaugural Post TIP #1 Don't fucking stare.
iaintlying wrote 3 weeks ago: Staring at me isn’t going to make me move faster. It’s just making me uncomfortable. I … more →
Give Him Points for Balls, Not the Execution
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slanch wrote 3 weeks ago: Police arrested Douglas Clark outside Yankee stadium before game 2 for trying to sell fake World Ser … more →
Jorge Posada Punches His Wife
slanch wrote 3 weeks ago: Prior to last night’s game, the local NYC Fox affiliate aired some of an interview they had ea … more →
CAPTIONS ARE EASY!
chadandjoel wrote 3 weeks ago: What’s the maximum occupancy when the goddamn train is made out of people? —OR— … more →
Youth Football Coach Attacks Assistant
slanch wrote 3 weeks ago: Former Oakland Raider tight end Jeremy Brigham (1998-2001) (left) has moved on in his retirement to … more →
