By Brian Cullen
You know what? I think sometimes athletes dress like jerks.
And understand, this is coming from me. One time, I was walking down the street, and I heard these two women talking, and one said: “There’s a difference between, like, CLOTHING and FASHION, you know?” and I (wanted to) scream “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Case in point, I think I have five shirts. 707 more words