You might be a semi real grown up if one of your classmates tells you “everyone thinks you’re very together” and you don’t spit out your angry balls** in her face from laughing so hard. 411 more words
MY father taught me how to drink alcohol and eat fine food, really well.
My education started from the age of about seven, when he would take me out to our local Chinese restaurant on a Sunday, (because my parents were divorced), and we would indulge in the sport of Chinese Food Flicking. 612 more words
Late last night I received some hurtful messages from my wife. I didn’t reply until this morning until I read them. I replied with a sincere apology about everything I have caused, not something that I think ‘she just wants to hear’ but something that I wanted to tell her, even is she doesn’t believe me. 392 more words