Droplets of Verse: 'Snorting White Powder off the Sweetest Ass'

His Bullingdon Club membership long expired
The Chancellor still likes to get wired
He has sweet cravings, but doesn’t drink Coca Cola
Prefers Champagne and white crystals in the back of a Roller… 40 more words


Droplets of Verse: 'Getting Out of The Jacuzzi Before the Prostitutes Arrive'

World leaders meet at their homes, to share ideas and show off opulence
A banquet is provided, entertainers hired, it’s a full on corporate event… 69 more words


Droplets of Verse: ' Falling Rouble'

So many Roubles poured into tanks and guns
A dictator manfully ignores matters economical
Not even all the weapons in the world
Can stop his currency collapsing into free fall… 64 more words


Droplets of Verse: 'Andy Warhol's Soup Tins'

Portraits of hunger are hanging
On the faces of children
In the towns and cities of Donbas
A landscape scrawled on by drunken gunmen

A mother could paint a bowl of fruit… 26 more words


Droplets of Verse: 'McDonalds' Super Sizings'

It’s an enduring aspect of a Tory legacy
More and more people simply going hungry
The food bank industry sees demand rising
No money for McDonalds’ super sizings


Droplets of Verse: 'Bad Housekeeping'

An old vacuum cleaner that’s lost its suction
The Tories obsess over deficit reduction
Average wages stuck in a deep freeze
Sell-by-dates fast approaching, a lurking malaise… 39 more words


Droplets of Verse: 'Cameron Slapped Down By The Frau'

The anti-immigration song is still playing
Cameron reduced to xenophobic bleating
Desperate to continue residence at number ten
He clucks away, a steroid loaded hen… 32 more words