I had a decent weekend so far with friends and family, all expecting my sister to give birth any day now.  So, for this new life and the great celebration that we will all have, I give thanks, and for this other stuff below:

1. For the amazing girlfriend and that we found each other and are working at the relationship

2. For my not drinking over the weekend

3. For knowing that sobriety (in all its meanings) has to be priority number one.  When I first was introduced to this idea it made me queasy because it sounded like such a bore; now I try to embrace it and live it as best I can. 

4. That a lot of other drunks all over the world are staying sober and for the good example and encouragement they give me, including a drunk/sober friend of mine with whom  I had dinner last night.  She is a great example of how to make it work for nearly 13 years. 

5. For smoked salmon salad – not a staple in my diet, but nice now and then…

So for all this and much more, I give thanks. 

Happy Sunday and sobriety to all of you this day!

Man Alive

I’m tired of studying. I have a government exam today and I really just wanna get an A on it. I need straight A’s this semester to improve my GPA and have a chance at the Hope scholarship. All I can say is it doesn’t look like things are starting out in my favor. I’ll know after tomorrow anyways on how I faired on my test.

Additionally, I’m rocking a headache right now. That is on account that I haven’t really eaten today or it could be because I’m mentally exhausted. Either way I’m looking forward to a mental break. It kinda doesn’t help when you get your books at the last minute and then are suppose to swallow a heap of information that has been covered all within a month. But that is life.

Writing like I said in a previous post is becoming more fundamental. I’m starting to pick-up on the mechanics of it and what not. That is progress that I”m happy about. The journey to medical school is definitely a long one.

I will say that some shii just went down and I’m interested in seeing where this all goes. Nothing much else needs to be said on that. I did manage to clean up my room today. Clothes still need to be washed and the bathroom needs to be cleaned, but other than that i got it all together.  I’ve slept most of the day away and it was due to staying up late and studying this damn government. Oh how I wish I took more AP classes and would have exempted out of these classes now.Oh and let me not for get my roommates drunk ass friends coming over and making all fucking kind of noise. I’m too good a person I swear. Can’t wait until I can afford my own place!!!

I have a feeling I’ll be working on a story soon so stay posted.

~J. Rob

There are alot of sites out there where you can view funny drunk pictures and funny drinking pictures. These sites are great. I have recently came across one that tops the charts with drinking pictures. The name of the site is http://www.ithinkiamdrunk.com

This site is amazing. Members (which it is free to be one ) can upload the drunk pictures of their friend, then put a funny little captions on them. They also have a great funny drunk stories section where members can upload drunk story expierences. Also check out the drunk forum. You can find alot of interesting stuff there like hangover remedies and cool new ways to make drinks. This is a fairly new site so they dont have many drunk pictures up yet but I’m sure they will eventually.

I’ve got a pretty strong system. I don’t “regurgitate” my food very often.

but to be fair …

I don’t think I usually “gurgitate” my food in the first place.

note: shouldn’t a medical dictionary be called an “afflictionary“?

double note:

Herring gull chicks peck at a red spot on their parents’s bill to induce their parents to regurgitate food.

Planetross punches drunk friends in the stomach to induce his friends to regurgitate food.

triple note: painting “Happy Vomit” by David DeGrand.

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