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Welcome to the future.
Powdered alcohol may soon be a thing at liquor stores near you because…why not?
Palcohol, as it is cleverly called, was approved for consumption by the Federal Government just recently, but despite the name, the company that creates the powdery stuff wants you to know that you can’t snort it. 247 more words
Kevin Karlson and Pete McKenzie were out at a bar last night when they ran into a very friendly drunk man who was absolutely convinced that Kevin was classic rocker/reality TV star Meatloaf. 128 more words
The Scotsman: Knock Knock
Me: Who’s there?
The Scotsman: Isabell
Me: Isabell Who?
The Scotsman: Is a bell necessary on a bicycle?
Still here? Okay, next! 128 more words