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Fun: 3 drunk guys

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so
he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them…. 50 more words


White girl wasted

It amazes me that I still can be logical while I’m shit faced.
I know it’s not okay to jump off a bridge, and I know that I’m also completely plastered. 295 more words


conflicted prayer

As the red scarf trails within the current,
From her nape unto the watery abyss
Unless she revives from the waters mist
they shall take me down to the tall cedar tree… 125 more words

I Love..

Couldn’t explain it better myself…


Reminded myself of that Saturday morning, and it’s Wednesday, and I’m finally feeling 100%. Maybe.

Ummmm. Yes. Some more than others… 59 more words

In The Life..

Drunk News - Iowa Boy Scouts Hate 'Merica

Warning: What you are about to view has been produced in the context of not taking anything seriously. If you fail to take it in as such and take this video seriously, you are an idiot and we hope you have a wonderful day. 45 more words


What I learned this summer.

I could say I spent my summer cleaning up after drunk people, I mean honestly it’s pretty accurate. Even last night I was cleaning puke up both out in the parking lot and in the trash cans. 723 more words

Cleaning out the body

I have been trying to cut out sugar and add healthy items to my diet. The main reason is to lose weight but I also just read that… 575 more words