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Day 25

Soon enough I think I will graduate to blog posts with more exciting titles than merely the days of sobriety I’ve racked up! But for now I’m still just documenting this experience as I go. 247 more words

A TV Camera Caught A Group Of Bills And Packers Fans Fighting In The Stadium Parking Lot

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A local news station was on the scene in Buffalo following the Bills’ 21-13 win over the Packers on Sunday when a group of opposing fans began wrestling each other right in front of the camera. 137 more words

Sports

The Fifth Day of Christmas Insults My Intelligence

The fifth thing at Christmas that has insulted me:

Five drunk fratboys 183 more words

Humor

The Secret

Being a Broke Bitch isn’t just a state of finances; no bro, it’s a state of mind. It’s an amalgamation of piss-poor judgment calls that makes it… 981 more words

Why Drunk?

I have been asking myself this question for some time now. I have just never understood why some people have to drink until they are drunk, because I see drinks as being made to quench thirst and so I would normally only drink when I am thirsty; similar to eating when I am hungry. 946 more words

Blogs

Drunk

I slowly raise the bottle to my lips
Why even bother with a glass?
My hands are shaking
What am I doing?
I’m unsteady on my feet… 136 more words

Poetry

AUTOMATIC WRITING NO. 1

Blasted off my tits, I was. Shot from the cannon high up into the night sky, before splashdown with my head in the gutter, my arse in the air, being penetrated by the cocky little faggot who served me all those double rum and cokes in the first place. 140 more words

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