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Is it Monday?4 comments

shmode wrote 3 months ago: Allow me to wallow in some shitty ol’ self pity for a moment.  Sure, worse things are happenin … more →

Tags: Rant-ness, Bad Day, 2 y/o ruins outing to no one's surprise

Losing myself one gift at a time5 comments

shmode wrote 5 months ago: It’s hard being a parent isn’t it?  I know, there’s no written instructions, you d … more →

Tags: thought vomit, Rant-ness, loss of identity, wife troubles, Married With Children

The wait continues2 comments

shmode wrote 10 months ago: Yeah, adoption again, the only topic that is always on my mind (well, besides sex, but that isn … more →

Tags: Alberta Adoption, thought vomit, adoption obsession, Adoption

One up on ya2 comments

shmode wrote 10 months ago: I’m not really the competitive type anymore.  I’m sure I was at some point in my life, b … more →

Tags: thought vomit, ±Ð¨|

Supper woes4 comments

shmode wrote 10 months ago: My food is sitting just fine, thank-you for asking, but the means at which it gets to the table is b … more →

Tags: Food, ±Ð¨|, who cooks in your house, House of Frogged

In-laws 10, dh -4278 comments

shmode wrote 12 months ago: I love my in-laws, I really, really do.  They are such great people.  My dh however becomes a seriou … more →

Tags: thought vomit, Family, WYSIWYG

Christmas is coming8 comments

shmode wrote 1 year ago: It’s practically here!  I don’t mean to sound so obvious but I feel like it’s snuc … more →

Tags: thought vomit, Home Sweet Home, Environment, icicle butt, snow, drifting snow, Christmas, Shovel, Charity

My keys have run away again8 comments

shmode wrote 1 year ago: I swear I didn’t harm them.  Yes, they spent too many days in my coat pocket rather than refre … more →

Tags: Rant-ness, key desertion

I did it1 comment

shmode wrote 1 year ago: I privatized my Duck-ass posts.  Not all of them of course, but a good chunk of them as they gave mu … more →

Tags: Blithering Idiocy, Punk

Poor Punk

shmode wrote 1 year ago: We had a bit of a tizzy this morning.  Dh and I had a doozy of a fight, it happens rarely and took u … more →

Tags: Rant-ness, Punk

I should've known

shmode wrote 1 year ago: My dh is a money guy, meaning he obsesses about the stuff.  Not stealing, nor truly hoarding, but is … more →

I'm in Mexico as we speak2 comments

shmode wrote 1 year ago: No, not really, but in my mind I am.  It’s not been a fun day, but very, very productive. The … more →

Tags: thought vomit, Adventures

Anticipated panic

shmode wrote 1 year ago: I’ve dubbed myself a new term to describe my current feelings. It’s anticipative of the … more →

Tags: Adventures, Sweet Pea

PMS Sucks with a capital 'S'

shmode wrote 1 year ago: Women around the world know it sucks, men think they know, but they’re too stupid and listen t … more →

Tags: Just Me-ness, Rant-ness

Can I put in a request for my next life?1 comment

shmode wrote 2 years ago: When I was young I figured that in my next life I’d want to come back as an animal of some sor … more →

I'm addicted

shmode wrote 2 years ago: to this website. I am absolutely fascinated with the whale shark and curious as to how long these on … more →

Tags: Rant-ness, Neato to Share

I hate update posts1 comment

shmode wrote 2 years ago: I hate, hate, hate them, I loathe them … I … okay, you get the picture. Update posts to … more →

Tags: Blithering Idiocy, Family, Bing!, Punk, Sweet Pea

How are we going to haul?

shmode wrote 2 years ago: That is the ultimate question in our household, how are we going to haul stuff? That is the reasonin … more →

Tags: thought vomit, Rant-ness

1 down, 1 to go

shmode wrote 2 years ago: The wedding was sweet and small, the way I like it. It had a lot more frills than I would, including … more →

Tags: Family, wedding, Punk


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