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How NOT To Meet Your Probation Officer

18-year-old Michael Johnson of Albuquerque made it to a meeting with his probation officer on time. Unfortunately, he did it by driving over in a stolen electric shopping cart. 35 more words

Features

Guy Gets Naked to Rob Bank. Gets Caught While Getting Dressed.

A 32-year-old guy in Illinois walked into a bank NAKED on Friday morning, and ROBBED the place. Even though it was CLEAR he didn’t have a weapon, the teller gave him some cash. 24 more words

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Great Mugshot Alert

A 19-year-old guy in Maine was busted for drunk driving in June, and had his mugshot taken. He pleaded guilty, had to report back a few weeks ago to serve two days, and they took a SECOND mugshot . 73 more words

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Crazy News: 'What Ya Mean Ya Didn't Invite Me For Cheesesteaks?!?!'

Well I guess I grew up in a different time, a different place or maybe just a different mentality.  When we went to go get Cheesesteaks it was a happy time.   155 more words

Shows

This Woman Attempted To Poison Her Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Their Dogs

It’s hard to imagine that the woman pictured above would be anything less than a perfect gentle-lady, so you’ll have to just temporarily suspend disbelief for a moment. 312 more words

Web Culture

Woman Poses As Dead Sister, Gets Busted

A 26-year-old woman in Louisiana didn’t want to pay for a hospital treatment earlier this month, so she gave her dead sister’s info. Except she was wearing a t-shirt memorializing her dead sister INCLUDING HER PICTURE. 14 more words

Atom Smasher Show

This Father and His Sons are the Mannings of Getting DUIs

By Matt Dolloff (@mattdolloff)

When I first saw the headlines for this story I thought to myself “Please let it be the Mannings, please let it be the Mannings.” But it’s just a random father and his two sons in northern Vermont who got three separate DUIs – all in a span of a few minutes. 258 more words

Karlson & McKenzie