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Couple Steals Vehicle So Husband Can Make Court Date, And It Didn't Even Happen In Florida

Sonora Police Department

A Sonora, California couple: Teresa Castillo, 45, and James Manning, 49, are charged with stealing a 2001 Mitsubishi from an auto dealership in Redding, which the dealership was able to track to the Tuolumne County Courthouse, where Manning was appearing on charges of possession of a controlled substance. 203 more words

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2014.04.16

French authorities report that they have lost more than 2,000 vials of the deadly SARS (severe acute respiratory syndrome) virus.

  • A spokesman said, “We kept them right here next to the nuclear warhead which is… Uh-oh.”
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Florida Woman Brazenly Steals Wine From A Grocery Store, Sans Pants

A Florida woman strolled right into a Publix grocery store in Ocala, Florida earlier this week, picked up two boxes of wine and then strolled right the hell back out — all while not wearing pants. 190 more words

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The 'Nerdy Bandit' Terrorizing Portland, Oregon American Apparel Stores Has Finally Been Apprehended

Portland, Oregon’s long nightmare is over because a man nicknamed “The Nerdy Bandit,” otherwise known as 31-year-old Thaddeus Lindsay-Woods, (actual name) has finally been apprehended… 224 more words

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Bullshit Crime of the Week

FORT WALTON BEACH —A local family says their afternoon at a local park was ruined after a homeless person complained to police that they were lying down. 335 more words

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21 Year-Old Man Busted For DUI Wears The Most Literal T-Shirt Ever

Meet Ross McMakin, the 21-year-old Corvalis, Oregon resident who was arrested last week on a gaggle of charges after he drunkenly drove his car onto a sidewalk, hit a parked car, and then tried to choke his girlfriend after she attempted to take the keys from him — all while wearing this t-shirt which he later proudly modeled for his mugshot. 32 more words

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Amazing 'Maury' Couple Arrested In A Hotel Brawl The Night Before Taping

My first job right out of college was working for a company that made yellow pages ads, which was basically a factory and had people working 24-hours a day over three shifts — so for a couple of years, I worked second shift. 339 more words

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