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Crime tip: When robbing a bank it's a good idea to know when they're open
Maybe the bank robber needed the money to buy a watch. It would seem he needed one after arriving six minutes after the Guardian Credit Union in Waukesha closed. Police said a man wearing a ski mask e… more →
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Crime tip: When robbing a bank it's a good idea to know when they're open
oldstersview wrote 5 days ago: Maybe the bank robber needed the money to buy a watch. It would seem he needed one after arriving si … more →
Polizei: He needs a new job.
oldstersview wrote 1 week ago: A German man, who surely must be one of the world’s most inept crooks, turned himself in to Po … more →
Crime tip: Don't put your pot farm 25 feet from a police station
oldstersview wrote 2 weeks ago: Police in Los Angeles recently busted a pot farm located in a building 25 feet behind a police stati … more →
Wait. The hole was made so the dog could steal chickens?
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oldstersview wrote 2 weeks ago: QUOTE: A Chinese burglar got stuck after he tried to crawl through a tiny opening built for a farmer … more →
Crime tip: When carrying 30 pounds of pot it's a good idea to obey traffic laws
oldstersview wrote 3 weeks ago: A Maywood, Ill., man was taken to Jasper County Jail on Friday after a State Police canine officer d … more →
Hey, Otto. Is this van making a funny rumbling sound?
oldstersview wrote 3 weeks ago: According to the BBC thieves in Germany stole a circus van unaware that there was a lion sleeping i … more →
Along came a Spider 'smuggler'?
oldstersview wrote 3 weeks ago: A British man has been arrested at Rio de Janeiro airport for attempting to smuggle at least 1,000 l … more →
Crime tip: A moped isn't a good place to have a meth lab. Oh. And get that headlight fixed.
oldstersview wrote 3 weeks ago: An Auburn [Indiana] man was arrested Monday after police found a mobile meth lab on his moped, polic … more →
Not exactly Moriarity, but then most crooks aren't.
oldstersview wrote 4 weeks ago: A Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, man was arrested for bank robbery Monday at the address he conveniently s … more →
Burglar: Oh, man, that mug shot of me is terrible. Here's a better one.
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: An alleged burglar wanted by Welsh authorities sent a newspaper a picture of himself because he didn … more →
Proving once again that you don't have to be smart to be a criminal
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: Andrew J. Burwitz, 20, of Appleton, Wis., allegedly tried to do a drive-by shooting at the home of h … more →
Crime Tip: Buy a ski mask...Sharpies just don't give the same effect
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: Link to the Smoking Gun … more →
Well. he really didn't need two, did he?
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: Police say a one-legged suspect was caught after only one shoe went missing in a store in Belgium. A … more →
Crime tip: See that black belt? She has it for a reason.
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: A black-belt German tourist gave her Australian attacker the chop – and a karate kick to the head – … more →
Crime tip: Measure twice, push once
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: It was an epic failure by anyone’s standards. Bumbling thieves who allegedly attempted to stea … more →
Crime tip: It's not good form to ask cops for getaway directions
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: A pair of alleged burglars in Saxony found themselves headed straight for the police station on Satu … more →
Be on the lookout for a pudgy naked dancer
oldstersview wrote 1 month ago: Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around nak … more →
International webcam gotcha!
oldstersview wrote 2 months ago: Burglars who broke into a man’s flat in the US city of Oklahoma were caught via webcam by his … more →
"Naked man foils car theft"
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oldstersview wrote 2 months ago: Some headlines are too good to change and this one from Boulder, Colorado , is one of them: Naked ma … more →
