Break Room Stories
When there are clean open tables throughout the restaurant, why in Gods name do you INSIST on picking the only dirty table in the restaurant, and then get pissy when you ask us to clean it off?
10 hours, 57 minutes
So, I worked last week and I was sat a table of three girls and one guy who seemed to me about my age (early 20′s). 258 more words
10 hours, 58 minutes
Me: “Hi, I’m Megan, I’ll be your waitress tonight.”
Customer: “Well, hi, I’m Joe and I’ll be your customer for tonight”
Oh, the laughs that were had. ._.
I am a host. At the host stand we have a bucket with crayons for little kids. On the way out of my restaurant a woman stopped at the host stand and started shoveling crayons into her purse. 52 more words
1 week, 2 days
I had a lady complain that her salad was too cold, and now she had to let it sit and warm up before she could eat it. WTF!?
1 month, 2 weeks
Customer: “Are you guys closed?”
Me: (After locking the door, putting up the closed sign, and turning off the lights) “No we just like to sit in here with the lights off and the doors locked.”
1 month, 3 weeks
When you split a check you officially fall into the category of what we in the service industry call douchetarded. Have fun with that.
1 month, 4 weeks