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Why do You Want the Only Dirty Table?

When there are clean open tables throughout the restaurant, why in Gods name do you INSIST on picking the only dirty table in the restaurant, and then get pissy when you ask us to clean it off?

-Bri

Stories

To My Fellow Servers

So, I worked last week and I was sat a table of three girls and one guy who seemed to me about my age (early 20′s). 258 more words

Humor

I'll be Your Customer Tonight

Me: “Hi, I’m Megan, I’ll be your waitress tonight.”

Customer: “Well, hi, I’m Joe and I’ll be your customer for tonight”

Oh, the laughs that were had. ._.

-Megan

Humor

Besides You Can Afford to Let me Steal Crayons

I am a host. At the host stand we have a bucket with crayons for little kids. On the way out of my restaurant a woman stopped at the host stand and started shoveling crayons into her purse. 52 more words

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Um Excuse me This Salad is Toooo Cold

I had a lady complain that her salad was too cold, and now she had to let it sit and warm up before she could eat it. WTF!?

-Bert

Humor

Are You Closed?

Customer: “Are you guys closed?”

Me: (After locking the door, putting up the closed sign, and turning off the lights) “No we just like to sit in here with the lights off and the doors locked.”

-Dawn

Humor

Split Checks

When you split a check you officially fall into the category of what we in the service industry call douchetarded. Have fun with that.

-Tommy

Humor