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Shart?

I am a host and its my job to make sure the restroom is clean. Today a man walks to the counter and tells me the bathroom is dirty. 28 more words

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He Tried to Fight the Parking Lot, he Lost we all Won

A guy falls asleep at the bar, so I tell his friends that he has to go. They say no problem, but they need help getting him into the car. 147 more words

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Besides You Can Afford to Let me Steal Crayons

I am a host. At the host stand we have a bucket with crayons for little kids. On the way out of my restaurant a woman stopped at the host stand and started shoveling crayons into her purse. 52 more words

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Ima Look the Same Sittin' Down

A “guest” walks up to the host stand with a plate of mostly eaten fries in her hand.

Woman: (rudely interrupting the hosts helping another guest) ‘Scuse me!! 183 more words

Stories

Business Lunch Revenge

I made a post about business lunches a couple of days ago. I got fed up! Today this pompous prick came in again, sat in my section again, and was a douche bag again. 60 more words

Stories

Salad Bar Miner

Today I witnessed a man digging into his butt crack (inside his pants) for a good five seconds, then immediately reached for the tongs at a salad bar.

-Brad

Humor