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Inaugural Trashboat Regatta
The formidable prow of my trashboat veered toward a parked car. I corrected, and the whole thing lurched toward the oncoming lane. I corrected again and nearly lumbered straight into the curb in my ow… more →
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Inaugural Trashboat Regatta
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meetzorp wrote 1 week ago: The formidable prow of my trashboat veered toward a parked car. I corrected, and the whole thing lur … more →
Listing to the side.
meetzorp wrote 4 weeks ago: Yep, it’s gonna be one of those days and one of these entries. 1. They’ve been playing … more →
If At First You Don't Succeed (Dirty Kanza 200 2009)
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meetzorp wrote 1 month ago: In the immortal words of Daft Punk: Once again, I tried, tried again, and failed, failed again, … more →
Awesome!
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meetzorp wrote 1 month ago: I rode the Redline to work today to make sure that all is in good order for the Dirty Kanza, which i … more →
Things I Would Tweet This Tuesday Were I to Twitter
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restaurant refugee wrote 1 month ago: What is the appropriate etiquette when crossing paths with someone you have only met online through … more →
Do not play in, on, or around
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meetzorp wrote 1 month ago: Who says I’m playing? Trash-pickin’ is serious business you guys! Anyway, yesterday we … more →
Name your fictitious punk-rock band
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meetzorp wrote 2 months ago: Some friends of mine in grad school invented a fictitious Scandinavian death-metal band called Smorg … more →
"It never gets easier...
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meetzorp wrote 2 months ago: …you just go faster” –Greg LeMond, on cycling. “When it gets easier, you hav … more →
Bite(guard) Me
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meetzorp wrote 2 months ago: I’m quite annoyed right now. I have this bite-guard that I paid quite a bit of money for my … more →
From the "Dumb Things I Have Done" Files:
meetzorp wrote 3 months ago: You know what this blog has been missing lately? Tales of self-humiliation, that’s what! So, … more →
Silly Fashion Goals
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meetzorp wrote 3 months ago: I’ve decided that I need to find excuses to wear some of my most questionable attire. I thin … more →
Emotional Critters that Live Under a Rock
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restaurant refugee wrote 3 months ago: “Lots of emotional critters live under the rock of cognitive dissonance” I wrote a friend in a recen … more →
Hypocrisy...Not That There’s Anything Wrong With It? Really?
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restaurant refugee wrote 4 months ago: “One of the more insidious elements of isms (homophobia included despite the absence of the suffix) … more →
Warning: excessively cheesy music ahead
meetzorp wrote 4 months ago: So, as I mentioned over on Twitter earlier, I got caught singing Spice Girls tunes publicly thi … more →
Still can't tell the difference...
meetzorp wrote 4 months ago: I’ve admitted before that I conflate George Clooney & David Duchovney in my mind. Apparent … more →
The Limits of Compassion, Exhausting Gratitude
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restaurant refugee wrote 4 months ago: I didn’t see what caused the Marine to fall down on the Metro escalator, just that he fell and the t … more →
Answering My Own Meme
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restaurant refugee wrote 4 months ago: The Facebook 25 Things Meme was so frustrating to me that I wrote my own – yeah, that was a hu … more →
Taking My Own Bitter Pill
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restaurant refugee wrote 5 months ago: I sent an email to an acquaintance recently that closed with a crude paraphrase from the book All I … more →
The fabulosity...is there no end to it?
meetzorp wrote 5 months ago: I think I might have mentioned that I was going to make a belt out of a scrap of bowling alley carpe … more →
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