The Nuts and Bolts of the Situation

bringdupagne — Tue, 01 May 2012 20:21:20 +0000

Here’s the deal: I smoke a lot of weed and among other things watch a lot of bad horror movies. I don’t have money and my roommate gets me into crazy shit all the time. I am not one to ever turn down a good time but stealing farm animals “for science” is a little too far. I’m too poor to enjoy conventional white people forms of entertainment so I go to parks and hang out at playgrounds and drink beer. I love gambling what little money I have and animals. I also love gambling on animals that fight each other to the death for money. Not that the animals ever get the money, but that’s beside the point. I would totally share that prize money with that Rooster if he hadn’t had a leg and two eyeballs ripped out, but what would that Rooster do with the cash? Probably blow it on Cocaine you say? I don’t know? He very well could but this is just too much of a assumption to take serious and I certainly don’t think a Rooster is capable of managing his own finances.

I’ve come to realize that this lifestyle is one that should only be lived by few in reality and lived vicariously through others by many. It’s a dangerous and rebellious life out here and I’m willing to share that with people. Life is but an easter egg and once zombie jesus comes back to feed on us I want to know that I did my best to help the people around me understand the world a little better. Oh yeah, and I like to get stoned and critique bad horror movies, but mostly all the other stuff I wrote about before. Also know that this is most likely written from a public library computer or the one my roommate weaseled from a High Schooler in need of French Lessons. He taught him Pig Latin.

Jackson.

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The Nuts and Bolts of the Situation