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Natta Quitta

Ah, yes, that time of year again. Last year, around this time, I changed my life over to a healthier lifestyle. My god, best decision ever. 380 more words

Diet

VP # 27: Kaleidoscope

My original intent was to have two scientist in lab coats pushing telescopes down a hallway and colliding with one another and exchanging cuss words. But as often happens, while taking a shower, I had a Eureka moment and thought of a large telescope on a mountain top being run into (a collision) by a UFO to complete the pun— Collide-O-Scope. 54 more words

Visual Pun

Miss Earth Zimbabwe 2014 Prediction

My prediction for this pageant:

Miss Earth Zimbabwe – NOTHABO GUGU SEMILA


Miss Air – NOMUSA NYATHI


Miss Water – NOKWAZI MPOFU


Miss Fire – FARAYI MATARE

Female Pageants

Black Dog Keepin Pace

When the sun and moon meet
It’s not quite often
Often missing each other
By slight mistiming
But when they meet
Oh shit!
What a treat for all the kernels on Cob to see… 14 more words

Poems

Just Babies.


A quick drawing I created today so my current art project at school. 
Don’t call me cute but order me as a dish when you go out.’ 10 more words

Vegan

The Ringers of Earth

Watching golf with Dad…

“With that shot, we have a new leader,” Dad says.

“Where is this one from?” I ask.

“I forget,” he says. “Uh, Earth. 56 more words

Upside Down Kingdom

Raise Your Vibration

All your thoughts and feelings are energy, and energy is vibration. Learn to Raise those Vibrations and watch your life change dramatically.

1. Find something beautiful and appreciate it. 290 more words

Healing