I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it. Let’s face it, folks. We are in the Second Great… more →
Weekly World Newswrote 2 months ago: I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about … more →
wrote 6 months ago: I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because t … more →
wrote 1 year ago: DUBLIN - Amid a growing financial crisis, Ireland’s Prime Minister has asked the U.S. to make … more →
wrote 1 year ago: NEW YORK – There’s some shenanigans going on for the big Going Mutant book release, That … more →
wrote 1 year ago: NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won … more →
wrote 1 year ago: NEW YORK, NY – T.I. may be in a bit of trouble – help isn’t far off! T.I.’s … more →
wrote 1 year ago: NEW YORK, NY – A member of the Weekly World News family just missed out on a high profile role … more →
wrote 1 year ago: NEW YORK, NY – A new candidate has emerged in the race to replace Steve Carell on The Office! … more →
wrote 2 years ago: NEW YORK, NY – A seasoned chef has begun pumping out some new dishes using a rather unusual in … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about hea … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And th … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop! It’s taken way too long, but it looks like we’re finally … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie! Now everybody’s laughing at Sarah Palin because when … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull! Everyone keeps saying how Obama is smarter than B … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape! All day long I have to hear about “gays, gays, … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah! Every single day, I read a new story on the computer … more →
wrote 2 years ago: That Judge Alito guy is my new hero! When the Teleprompter Kid was blabbing away at that State of th … more →
wrote 2 years ago: So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”! No, not in … more →