I fancy myself a bit of a riot, sometimes. I like to have clever little status updates. Or at least ones that do not say stuff like, “I just woke up and brushed my teeth, now I am doing some lau… more →
Highly Satisfactionalmissconstrued wrote 3 months ago: I fancy myself a bit of a riot, sometimes. I like to have clever little status updates. Or at least … more →
missconstrued wrote 10 months ago: Things that strike me as ridiculous at the moment: 1.) The media. Are we seriously still talking abo … more →
missconstrued wrote 1 year ago: Last night I got a text messsage from my cousin, telling me that I had better be good, and I know wh … more →
missconstrued wrote 1 year ago: I must’ve gotten up on the wrong side of bed today, seriously. Even though I always get out TH … more →
missconstrued wrote 1 year ago: If I were Marge Simpson do you know what I’d be doing right now? That little “hrrmmmm … more →
missconstrued wrote 1 year ago: Wow! Only 6 more days of story telling to go. I will say that this has been harder than expected … more →
missconstrued wrote 1 year ago: So. The weekend was fantabulastic, punctuated by my dry heaving over the bowl and feeling alternatel … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: So, this summer, I bought this handy-dandy little book called, “What Your 3rd Grader Should Kn … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: It’s been a long time since I’ve been disgusted. It’s not an emotion I like to kee … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: When I was in college, I had a best friend. Pat. I thought he was a saint. He ironed me when I showe … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: 1.) 8 hours until I can sit on my porch and know that I have TOMORROW free. 2.) We got to watch Tess … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: 1.) Being back here is really discombobulating, for lack of another word. To be thrust from the love … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: Greener Pastures: One of my very intelligent friends remarked that instead of paying for an actual b … more →
missconstrued wrote 2 years ago: Lawd, lawd, lawd. Can a girl finally get a breath? Trip to Roi? No seats for you! Apparently, I do n … more →
missconstrued wrote 3 years ago: dear baby jesus, I know you’re prolly trying to do me a favor without getting all Jewel (ala … more →
missconstrued wrote 3 years ago: And, Baby, I’M to blame. So, dh and i got tired of being separated and went and got me a ticke … more →
missconstrued wrote 3 years ago: 1.) How come pleated curtains that NEED hooks DON’T COME WITH FUCKING HOOKS WHEN YOU ORDER THE … more →
missconstrued wrote 4 years ago: Setting: Yokota School. Tokyo, Japan. Time: Roughly 2:45 Yesterday. Venue: Volunteer Tea. Speaker: T … more →
missconstrued wrote 4 years ago: There comes a time in one’s life when one realizes that one reads too much entertainment news. … more →