I had two emergency root canals on a tooth that resembled those found on zombies from The Walking Dead. I spent most of the week crying like US Speaker John Boehner, pill popping Tylenol 3′s like Lindsay Lohan, and, as Justin said, looking a fat chipmunk. 165 more words
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In the midst of Black Friday sale.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a drunken man in possession of a spilt pint must be in want of a fight.
For some reason, pubs seem to provide the perfect storm for fight circumstances: alcohol, sport, stupidity, alcohol, people, other people, bad music and more alcohol. 595 more words