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Summer is a time to get together with family, and that can be good and bad. My moms side when we are together is loud, funny, and we tell… 101 more words


Getting out of my own head

****fair warning – I STILL talk too much about poop.  Move along if you’re uninterested.*****


So this medicine.  It’s been less than a week and I can’t even tell you what a difference it has made.   602 more words


What NOT to do as a Parent

I’ve had two single friends of mine post up completely separate incidences about parents doing really stupid things. 

One awesome friend posted up that upon entering her gym, there were over a dozen kids running around her gym while the parents worked out.  1,475 more words

bra sizing eludes me

When you’re in line at the grocery store and you need to adjust your bra, so you tug discretely on your bra strap… and All of Your Boobage pops out the bottom. 49 more words


Fart Bet

To fart or not to fart. This was the question.

The start of any relationship is replete with a myriad of happy new experiences as you get to know each other intimately and feel yourselves truly connecting. 629 more words

My Terrible Face


There’s me, looking like a dork. I took a bunch of pictures and that was the dorkiest one so I put it up here. I’m 32 and bald. 457 more words

30 Days

That Damn Material Visage

Day 1 of 30 Shredded Comfort

Also check out day 1 of 30 Uncomfortable Days (warning, apparently this fictionalized version of me is slightly racist; also there’s another picture of my teeth) 696 more words