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10 Reasons to Hire Me (Buzzfeed Ate My Cover Letter)

10 Reasons to Hire Me at Juniqe as a Copywriter in English

1. Art. I love modern and contemporary art and design. From Gunta St√∂lzl’s Bauhaus tapestries to Raymond Pettibon’s half-cracked Twitter account, I’m excited by the things that people make. 500 more words

A Definition of Home Maintenance

home maintenance


  1. A sort of punitive labor to which one submits willingly for the crime of owning property.
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On History, By Whom It's Actually Written

History isn’t actually written by the victors. It’s merely related by the victors to their timid subordinates, who then perform the tedious work of rendering it into print.


On Weather, Its Lamentable Relationship to the Author's Mood

Embarrassing, the degree to which my mood is affected by the weather — but useful, too, as a reminder that I continue to be infested with banality.


On Perfect Knowledge of the Future, Who Has It

Does God have perfect knowledge of my future? The question is immense — immense and irrelevant. I, myself, have perfect knowledge of my future — a lot like the present, it is, just with greater quantities of fatigue.


On Policing Oneself, An Example

I don’t require the existence of a Stasi or KGB to surreptitiously monitor my behavior: I spy on myself sufficiently well.


Three Definitions of Polemicist



  1. One who, containing an excess of shit, is compelled to discharge some quantity of it by mouth.
  2. One who traffics in human weakness — his own, first and foremost.
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