We’ve shown you the look of a discernmentalist. Now we present to you—with our Absolute Truthiness—the look of a heretic. Now you will be able to tell when a liebral is in your vicinity trying to corrupt your Pure Doctrines. Our resident Redneck GOIPer has more to add with his 9 Steps To Identify Liberals:

I have already stated that liberals are killing this country, but it is quite hard to tell a liberal from a normal God Loving American. I have developed this simple system to help us weed out the good guys from the bad guys (liberals). I call it my Liberal Identification System (LIS).

1. Minorities. Don’t ask me why, but the vast majority of niggersblacks and chinksasians vote Democrat, and therefore they are making their liberal bias known to the rest of the world. I have talked to them, but these people are just plain stupid! They cannot understand for example the greatness of the war in Iraq, and are focused on WMD rather than the larger plan. So point one in the Liberal Identification System is to write off minorities as liberals. They are really not worth our time. After all, there is a reason that the founding fathers made the White House white.

2. French. French people are probably some of the most arrogant and ungrateful people in the world. They would speaking German right now it it were not for us. And how do they pay us back? They defied Saint Bush in the run up for the Iraqi War. It is unbelievable to me that after 5 years after the war began, they still cannot see the wisdom of the war. French people must be blind or stupid, but either way, one thing is clear, they are liberals.

3. People with accents. I just got back from Europe, and they all tried to speak to me in English. Despite their efforts, their English was HORRIBLE. They really need to practice more if they ever want to get in good with me and other conservatives. Plus you know that God speaks English perfectly. Heck, I don’t even think that God can understand some of these retard Europeans.

When I was in the airports in Europe, I noticed one thing right away. You don’t have to remove your shoes at airport security. These people are clueless. Removing our shoes is like a ritual to fight away terrorists and evil. It is a communion against terrorism. Since we have started removing our shoes at the airport, has there been another 9/11? Case closed. I felt like teaching them the American way, but I knew they would never understand. Why? Because they are all liberals.

4. College Professors. This is a special and perhaps the most dangerous breed of liberals because they are educating our young people. That’s the scary part. They devise these wicked curriculums, and the underlying goal is to get young people to think and use logic undermining key Republican and conservative ideals

Think about this. Many of Saint Bush’s economic advisers come from American universities. And these liberals are piping the same old lies. Our economy is in recession, the dollar is weak, the price of oil is rising, and federal spending is out of control. It makes me laugh. We all know the truth. Our economy is strong, the dollar is strong, price of gas is falling, and Saint Bush’s government is the most frugal in the world. There is only one conclusion to make. College professors are liberals.

5. Charities. Is there any doubt that Bill Gates is a liberal? He quits his day job to give away his money to improve world health. This is such a stupid idea I am not sure where to start. If I had that kind of dough, I would stop working so I could have more time to spend it. I really wish that Gates had called me, because I could have found a lot more fun ways to spend his money.

Worse yet. World health? I have already demonstrated that non Americans are liberals. So why in the world would we want to help them? In a subtle way, Gates is aiding the enemy by helping non Americans. Ultimately, Gates will get his punishment, but either way, charities such as these are chock full of bleeding heart liberals. They are probably the worst kind.

6. Non Christians – God doesn’t like non Christians and God does not like liberals either. Don’t you see that the two go together? God sent down his one and only son to save the world, and these non Christians are choosing to ignore God’s generosity. There is only one place for these people in God’s eyes, and in my eyes too.

7. Immigrants. Just another bunch of free loading poor people that don’t speak English. They want us to treat them as equals. HAHAHA. Fat chance, hermano. You guys need to go back to your disgusting little country, enter legally, get a legal American job, learn English, pay taxes, and maybe just maybe, we will treat you with a certain level of respect. Furthermore, any sign that you also might be a liberal, and your butt is out of here. Got that, Pedro?

8. Writers. What does the liberal media consist of? Writers. Lots of them. I know this is a slippery slope, because not all writers are liberals, but almost all of them are. It is a fair bet that if someone is writing a piece and it is not for Fox News, then they are feeding the liberal media machine. If it were not for the liberal media, our soldiers would be home, and the war of terror would be won. The war of terror is a war of emboldenment, and every slimy piece they write further emboldens the enemy. Remember Abu Ghraib? Of course you do, and so do the terrorist. What about Guantanomo Bay? The liberal media keeps on printing this stuff, and we will never win the war on terror, and our children will never be safe.

9. Hollywood. We have a dilemma as conservatives. I like my action movies as much as the next guy, but the people behind these films are liberals with a capital L. I have actually considered boycotting movies but it just isn’t any fun, even though every time I know that I am putting more money in a liberal’s pocket. Why can’t someone come out with some great movies by conservatives? Enough is enough already.

After having traveled Europe, there is one thing that is clear. The world is full of liberals. So this is just a humble beginning at weeding out the good people from the bad. God’s job is much easier figuring out who does to heaven or hell.

Recently our GOIP Bot 3000 came across startling misinformation about one of our own Ken Silva.  Quite frankly we are appalled at the misTruth that our GOIP Bot 3000 has made Light to us that Ken Silva, Defender of the True Faith of his own opinions all is actually a closet Democrat and Obama Supporter. How could you Ken? Didn’t you know that giving funds to the Dum-b-o-crapic National Convention and Obama bin Laden is evil for:

A vote for Obama Hussein Bin Laden is a vote for terrorism.

A vote for Obama Hussein Bin Laden is a vote for abortion.

A vote for Obama Hussein Bin Laden is a vote for homosexuality.

After all Saint John MacArthur has taught you:

We know what you did and did not do and we know that you did not give money to fund the Democratic National Convention and Obama. We also know that you did not personally hand  $1,680 in funds over to the Anti-Christ Obama in 2008.

Smoking Gun—GOIP Eye 3—our all seeing satellite exposes a horrifying photo—Ken Silva’s hand is clearly not seen personally giving Obama cold hard cash just last year:

We had the GOIP Eye 3 zoom in on the hands to verify that they are‘nt indeed Ken Silva’s and Obama’s. We Know.

Smoking Gun 2 from GOIP Eye 3—Ken Silva is not clearly seen leaving the scene of the crime with Obama and his agents of the New World Order of Obamanation:

For shame Ken—we hope you come here to comment and clear up this unTruth and our misinformation for we thought you were one of us. All of us Online Discernmentalists must now call you back to our version of Biblical Integrity.

Those evil Emergents have infiltrated the YMCA teaching our children impure doctrines like the Stations of the Cross on Good Friday. We GOIPers are appalled—how dare those evil Emergents outrage a fine actor  and morally superior Hollywood star like Kirk Cameron:

Even Ken Silva is enraged at those Emergents perverting the YMCA and you should be too.

Our GOIP Bot 3000 has just discernmentalized a wonderful list outlining some of our Master Plan—here it is:

End Medicaid, Medicare and the VA. This was a liberal plan to simply redistribute wealth from the rich to the needy. These plans are both expensive and unsustainable and the time is now to cut the plug. If you are elderly or a veteran, then you are on your own. If you have enough wealth, then go get your own health plan. However if you cannot afford a health plan, then consider yourself a leach on society. You are dragging down this great country.

End Public Schools. Obama just got on television and delivered a message to all the children in public schools in the nation. How wrong is that? The president has no business talking to our children. All he wants to do is spread his liberal agenda to their innocent minds. There is only one solution to all of this. All children should be home schooled. Also the wealthy can send their children to expensive private schools, but the inexpensive public schools are just a burden on society.

End Unemployment Insurance. Unemployment insurance is just wrong. It is redistribution of wealth in its purest form. I am supposed to give my hard earned tax money to some retard that can’t even hold a job? Give me a break. They can always get a job at McDonald’s or picking up the trash. This is just a way of rewarding laziness, and it needs to come to a full stop, now!

Private Roads. Where in the constitution does it say that our government is responsible for creating roads? No where. All roads should be private, and the better road the more it should cost. There are plenty of poor people that may not be able to afford to travel on the better roads, and I have one response. Tough crap! Now that you don’t have unemployment insurance, maybe you will have more motivation to finally get a job.

End Air Traffic Control. Do we really need our government controlling our air ways? The entire system is probably corrupt, and should be eliminated. Liberals will argue that air traffic control makes air travel safer. How stupid! All it does it drives up the cost. We need to make air travel more affordable and the first step is eliminating air traffic control.

Burn Down All The Libraries. I know one thing for sure. Libraries would not exist if not for liberals. Now that Obama’s approval ratings are falling off a cliff, let’s get rid of one of the bastions of liberalism, libraries. That will show them. If people want to read, then they can buy their own books. Why can’t liberals understand that simple fact?

No More Taxes. The beautiful part of my plan is that we no longer need to pay taxes. Even some good conservative people like to read a good book once in a while, but is it really worth our freedom? I for one am going to stop paying taxes immediately and then hopefully the Chosen One, Barack Hussein Obama, will follow my simple plan to eliminate socialism in our lifetime. I encourage all my readers to stop paying taxes as a protest to socialism.

We  would also like to add in outlawing Sunday School as Sunday School is a communist plot to decieve God’s True Elect into accepting socialism—for Sunday School was invented by ‘Robert Raikes, editor of the Gloucester Journal and (a theological liebral), who saw the need to prevent children in the slums descending into crime.’  This is nothing but the false gospel of socialism and ‘that old line of liberalism’ otherwise known as the Social Gospel as Saint John MacArthur clearly exposes:

We also plan on making Fundamentalist Calvinistic Christianity the only legalized religion and all others illegal.

Recently one of our faithful GOIP Political Agents—Shelly The True Republican discovered an evil Emergent plot set up within Florida to corrupt our Pure Children. Here are the deets:

Walt Disney And Cussing Lie-berals

October 27th, 2009 | Category: Briefly Patriotic

From the very start, Walt Disney tried to “normalize” miscegenation, mor(m)onism and bestial pedophilia so I guess it was just a matter of time before his company hired a homo activist to run the whole company.

Also, I got a call from some lie-beral defeato-crat that ended up, like all of them calls do, with them cussing and profaning the name of Jesus…cuz that’s what lie-berals do.

Listen to Shelly’s podcast as well. My adoptive dad and I agree that Disney was an evil Emergent lie-bral apostate and that the Disney Corporation is  run by evil Emergent Spiritual Terrorists bent on enslaving our Pure Children and teaching them the false and socialist doctrines of liberalism. Parents for the good of our Pure Elect children Boycott anything remotely related to Disney.

L’animal se serait belle et bien promener à Rehon en Meurthe-et-Moselle. Après son identification, l’animal aurait été vu  dans les communes de Chénières, Cutry, Fresnois-la-Montagne, Hussigny-Godbrange et à Petit-Failly et Grand-Failly.

Il a été conclu que l’animal appartiendrait bien à un particulier. Tout est mis en place, afin de capturer l’animal sans le blesser.

De toute évidence, ce félin n’est pas agressif. Mais prudence en vous promenant dans les environs !

C’est lundi 24 août (la première apparition de l’animal), qu’un promeneur a vu à une quinzaine de mètres de lui, sur un sentier dans les bois, ce qui lui semblait une panthère noire !

Suite à une expertise sur un moulage d’empreinte, le Muséum national d’histoire naturelle a permis de conclure “qu’il s’agissait d’une empreinte de grand félin, probablement une panthère noire”.

Si vous vous promener dans les environs, prudence !

Emily Brand, a recent law grad, published “The Struggle to Exercise a Treaty Right: An Analysis of the Makah Tribe’s Path to Whale,” in Environs, a law journal from UC Davis. An excerpt from the intro:

At the heart of this conflict are the actors who are all trying to do what they think is right. The animal rights activists want to participate in the administrative system to ensure marine mammal protection, the Makah Tribe wants to exercise its treaty right to continue focal cultural and religious traditions, and NOAA wants to fulfill its administrative duty, including its fiduciary duty under the Neah Bay Treaty. Unfortunately, the combination of good intentions created a momentum that is no longer controllable by any one party and left the Makah with an indefinitely suspended treaty right.

The Tribe now faces a complex legal road, juggling the administrative action, the criminal case, and an imminent civil suit. The Tribe must act carefully in managing its actions and arguments so as not to foreclose any way to exercise its treaty right. The Makah have three main avenues of action: 1) follow the administrative agency MMPA waiver process defined by Anderson v. Evans; 2) re-assert issues from Anderson in criminal court; or 3) re-visit Anderson’s challenges after NOAA’s waiver determination in a civil suit. Each path involves a different strategy and risk. However, all paths lead to the Ninth Circuit and ultimately the Supreme Court, the only place where this issue could finally be put the rest.

Good morning everyone.  I use to remember when I was still small, I love to play with my friends and we love to light a candle. We want to light it so that we will have a good light so that we can play well.

“One candle lights one candle, two candles light four . . . And where they shine, there is no darkness anymore.”

When we were little children, we would wish upon the first star we see at dust.  We couldn’t help but get awed as tiny flickers in the infinite sky started to inhabit the cloudless dark space above us.  As we grew older, we learned more about the celestial bodies residing in the universe—the Sun, the Moon, the planets, and the stars—yet the mysteries of the cosmos continue to baffle us ever to this day.

Even the experts called cosmologists are puzzled not only by the hugeness of the universe but also by the information that may just be lurking in the dark, or even lighted, areas of the immense outer space.

For many years, scientists believe that after the Big Bang, the universe will collapse with a “big crunch” due to the pull of gravity.  It’s like pulling a rubber band in all directions, and the rubber band snaps back when the limit has been reached.

Recent scientific fingers, however, suggest that contrary to earlier belief—that the expansion of the universe slows down before it finally collapses—the universe is in fact expanding at a faster rate.  In their quest for answers, scientists focused their attention to the stars and their environs. – Bato Balani

Geyzing, located at a distance of 117 km from Gangtok, is the most populated area of the western region in Sikkim.

Geyzing also called as Gyalshing, has the essence of natural beauty in its environs. It is directly connected from places like Darjeeling and Kalimpong via Jorethang.

Geyzing is at an altitude of 6,500 feet (1,900 m) and is an ideal place for trekkers. The temperate climate promises many explorers, mountaineers and trekkers who take part in the Geyzing Himalayan expeditions.

People who like to visit this abode of natural beauty can travel by bus, jeep or by private taxis available from nearby destinations of Sikkim. Its main attractions, other than trekking up to Dzongri at the base of the Kanchenjunga, are the two old monasteries of Pemayangtse and Tashiding.

I threw this together at work, only to forget about it until the end of the night. Silly me. Anyhow, today was back to the usual newspaper filler.

日本、グリーン・ニューディール全面協力へ…次世代車など

   ２４日にワシントンで開かれる日米首脳会談で、環境分野に重点投資するオバマ政権の「グリーン・ニューディール」政策に日本政府が全面協力を提案し、合意することが２３日、明らかになった。
   麻生首相が提案するのは、次世代自動車の普及や低炭素技術など４分野の「日米エネルギー・環境技術協力」で、この分野で日米が世界をリードしていくことを確認する。世界経済や環境問題など地球規模の課題に連携して対処するため、新たな「日米対話」の枠組み発足も検討する。
   エネルギー・環境分野の日米協力は、〈１〉電気自動車、家庭用電源から充電できるプラグイン・ハイブリッド車など次世代車の普及策〈２〉二酸化炭素（ＣＯ２）排出量を大幅に削減できる革新的な低炭素技術〈３〉省エネルギーや新エネルギーの市場拡大〈４〉原子力の平和利用－－の四つが柱となる。
   具体的には、次世代車の普及を促すため、高速充電用プラグの規格や安全性について日米で標準化を検討するほか、インフラ整備の共同実証事業を行う。
   革新的な低炭素技術では、工場などから排出されたＣＯ２を地中に埋めるなどして固定化する技術や、燃料電池、高性能太陽電池などの研究開発に、日米の研究機関が共同で取り組む。省エネ技術は、モデル事業を通じて世界展開を目指す。原子力の平和利用は、原子力発電の導入が進む新興国での核拡散を日米共同で防ぐ狙いがある。

Retrieved from Yomiuri online on 24 February

グリーン・ニューディール Green New Deal
全面協力 【ぜんめんきょうりょく】 full partnership, full support
次世代 【じせだい】 next generation
車 【くるま】 car, automobile
ワシントン Washington D.C.
開く 【ひらく】 to open (passive)
日米 【にちべい】 Japan-America
首脳会談 【しゅのうかいだん】summit meeting, top-level meeting
環境 【かんきょう】 environment
分野 【ぶんや】field
重点 【じゅうてん】 important point, emphasis
投資する 【とうしする】 to invest
オバマ Barack Obama
政権 【せいけん】administration; political power
政策 【せいさく】policy
日本政府 【にほんせいふ】 Japanese government
提案 【ていあん】 proposal, suggestion
合意する 【ごういする】 agreement, consent
明らか 【あきらか】 obvious, evident, clear
麻生 【あそう】 Tarou Asou
首相 【しゅしょう】 Prime Minister
普及 【ふきゅう】 to spread or popularize
低炭素 【ていたんそ】 low carbon
技術 【ぎじゅつ】 art, craft, technique, skill
エネルギー energy (ger: energie)
環境技術 【かんきょうぎじゅつ】 environmental engineering
協力 【きょうりょく】 cooperation, collaboration
世界 【せかい】 the world
リードする to lead
確認する 【かくにんする】 to confirm or affirm
世界経済 【せかいけいざい】 world (international) economy
環境問題 【かんきょうもんだい】 environmental problem
地球規模 【ちきゅうきぼ】 global scale
課題 【かだい】 issue, theme, task
連携する 【れんけいする】 to cooperation or coordinate
対処する 【たいしょする】 to deal with
新たな 【あらたな】 new, fresh, novel
対話 【たいわ】 dialogue
枠組み 【わくぐみ】 frame; framework
発足 【ほっそく】 launch, establishment
検討する 【けんとうする】 to consider or examine
電気自動車 【でんきじどうしゃ】 electric car
家庭用 【かていよう】 for home (vs business) use
電源 【でんげん】 source of electricity, electrical power
充電する 【じゅうでんする】 to charge (a battery)
プラグイン plug-in
ハイブリッド車 【ハイブリッドしゃ】 hybrid vehicle
策 【さく】 plan, policy
二酸化炭素 【にさんかたんそ】 carbon dioxide
排出量 【はいしゅつりょう】output
大幅に削減する 【おおはばにさくげんする】 to slash or drastically cut
革新的な 【かくしんてきな】 innovative
省エネルギー 【しょうエネルギー】 energy conservation, economical use of energy
新エネルギー 【しんエネルギー】 new energy
市場拡大 【しじょうかくだい】 market expansion
原子力 【げんしりょく】 atomic, nuclear
平和利用する 【へいわりようする】 be put to peaceful uses
柱となる 【はしらとなる】 to be(come) a pillar
具体的に 【ぐたいてきに】 concrete, specific
普及を促す 【ふきゅうをうながす】 to facilitate the spread of
高速 【こうそく】 high speed
用 【よう】 (for the) use of, for
プラグ plug
規格 【きかく】 standard; norm
安全性 【あんぜんせい】 safety; security
標準化 【ひょうじゅんか】 standardization
インフラ整備 【インフラせいび】 infrastructure improvement
共同 【きょうどう】cooperation, collaboration
実証 【じっしょう】 actual proof
事業を行う 【じぎょうをおこなう】 perform a service
工場 【こうじょう】 factory, plant
排出する to discharge or emit
地中に埋める 【ちちゅうにうめる】 bury sth in the earth
固定化 【こていか】 immobilization, fixation
燃料電池 【ねんりょうでんち】 fuel cell
高性能 【こうせいのう】 high efficiency or high powered
太陽電池 【たいようでんち】 solar battery
研究開発 【けんきゅうかいはつ】 R and D (research and development)
研究機関 【けんきゅうきかん】 research institution
取り組む 【とりくむ】 to tackle, to deal with
モデル事業 【モデルじぎょう】 model works
通じて 【つうじて】 through, via
世界展開 【せかいてんかい】 global launch
目指す 【めざす】 to aim for
発電 【はつでん】 generation (of power or electricity)
導入 【どうにゅう】 introduction, installation
進む 【すすむ】 to advance, to make progress
新興国 【しんこうこく】 emerging nation
核拡散 【かくかくさん】 nuclear proliferation
防ぐ 【ふせぐ】 to defend (against), to prevent
狙い 【ねらい】 aim, target

直訳 (literal translation)
Japan to give full support to Green New Deal: next-gen cars, etc
    It became clear on the 23rd that the Japanese government has proposed and will agree to give full support to the Obama administration’s “Green New Deal” plan, which will put an emphasis on investment in the environmental field, at the Japan-America top-level talks opened in Washington on the 24th.
   What PM Aso is proposing is a “Japan-America energy and environmental technology collaboration,” which would have four fields including the popularization of next-generation vehicles and low-carbon technologies, and it would affirm that Japan and America go on leading the world in these fields. In order for the countries to work together and deal with global scale issues like the world economy and the environmental problem, establishing a new framework to be set up for “Japan-America dialogue” is being considered.
   Japan-America cooperation in the field of energy and the environment will have four pillars: (1) plans to popularize next-generation vehicles such as plug-in hybrid vehicles that can be charged using household electricity and electric cars, (2) innovative low-carbon technologies that will allow the drastic reduction of carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions, (3) expansion of the market for energy-efficient and new-energy products, and (4) the peaceful use of nuclear power.
   Specifically, in order to popularize next-generation vehicles, in addition to considering standardization for Japan and America on safety and standard plugs for high-speed charging, they will carry out actual cooperative works for improvement of the infrastructure.
   For innovative low-carbon technologies, Japan and America’s research institutes will collaboratively undertake research and development into fixed technologies such as burying the CO2 emissions from factories in the ground and fuel cells and high-powered solar batteries. Energy-efficient technologies will aim for global development through model practices. The peaceful use of nuclear energy has the aim of having a Japan-America joint prevention of nuclear proliferation in emerging countries that are moving forward with the introduction of nuclear power generation.