This has been going on all morning and I am about to shoot myself. Client: We’re producing a flier for an upcoming event and need our corporate logo to place in the document. Do you have this? M… more →
Curious Affairs Of Atherton BartelbyAtherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: I had intended to publish my Friday “AB Remainders” this morning. It is an enthusiastic … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: You, Sir, are a fucking asshole. I took two buses to get to Indigo, called you way too many times, a … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: During my recent three-week period of, um, “convalescence,” I devised a way for me to wr … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: The past seven days have been fantastically bad. Like, seriously bordering on the most unbelievable … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: I am feeling kind of like this in the office today. Here’s hoping things will clear up before … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: All right. I realize that I am ranting quite a lot these days, and for that I apologize, but since w … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: Lately I have been worrying that I speak too highly of myself in my blog. I mean, I like to think th … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: I smoked my last cigarette yesterday afternoon. I am quitting because of a rather intense conversati … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: As has been evidenced in previous articles, I am not one to jump on a soapbox at the death of anyone … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: Edie: I have a new blog. Spank me. Atherton: That’s OK I just went out for lunch with Bartholo … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: I answered the sudden cacophony of rapid knocking on the door of Turtle Bay Resort’s ocean vie … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: I stumbled into him as I rounded the corner of the too-tall, too-narrow, and too-long stairway. He i … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: OMGWTFBBQYOUSUCK! No love, Atherton Bartelby … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: It is very important to note that I look extremely hot today. Like, we’re talking clichéd … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: “We have got to get out of this emotional rut that we’re both in!” My colleague / … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: Dear Bartholomew: You know what?! FUCK YOU! Unlike other ex-whatever-the-fuck-you-weres with whom I … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 3 years ago: So I am waiting for an elevator in the lobby of my office building with a (granted) highly socially … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 3 years ago: I quit. I resign. Done. Fin. Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen. Sayonara. Adiós, puta! It has become … more →
Atherton Bartelby wrote 3 years ago: I remember that when my mother and I fought, it was epic; I would yell, she would scream, and while … more →