The Euphemistic Guide to Sexual Encounters
I’d love to come up
and see your etchings
if they are the skin deep scars
on your body. 125 more words
Caution, the groan-factor is on high!
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Pardon the Puns:
Hangover: the wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: capital punishment.1,173 more words
Today we broach another topic that I once covered in my college newspaper days. Those who know me know I have a fascination with words and how they are used. 377 more words
In conversation with a girl recently, we were talking about why people break up and in a moment of untrammeled linguistic brilliance the word “prebound” danced off my tongue to describe the pre-breakup fling that people (often women) will use to rationalize why they are out of love or “have to” leave their current “relationship.” It’s when a girl knows it’s over for some reason or other, but is searching for a reason to end it (or get the guy to end it), in the name of “finding herself”, “getting to know herself” or any of a dozen other miasmic euphemistria. 100 more words