The position of Hotel Director is one of the most important on board. Here we speak to the proud HD of your Carnival Dream. 1. Donato, can you tell us about yourself. Where you were born and your ca… more →
John Heald's BlogJohn Heald wrote 2 weeks ago: Good morning. It’s 6:23 am and here I sit in my underpants with 45 minutes in which to write to you … more →
John Heald wrote 3 weeks ago: I mentioned last week how my Ryan Air flight from Genoa to London was as organized and as luxurious … more →
John Heald wrote 3 weeks ago: I just finished a great book called Hellraisers. It tells the story of some of my favourite actors a … more →
John Heald wrote 3 weeks ago: I hate feet. I hate my feet, I hate your feet and thought of sucking on one of Judge Judy’s to … more →
John Heald wrote 3 weeks ago: I have had it with Yah bloody Hoo. This morning I opened the lap top dancer computer up to find Yaho … more →
John Heald wrote 1 month ago: This morning was the first time since Heidi gave birth to Kye that she has left the house. She despe … more →
John Heald wrote 1 month ago: It’s time I came out of the closet………and what better place to do it then her … more →
John Heald wrote 1 month ago: In days gone past had Heidi woken up and revealed her breasts the first thing I would have done woul … more →
John Heald wrote 1 month ago: What a load of old baggage. I say this because yesterday someone sent me a link thingy which has som … more →
John Heald wrote 2 months ago: “How do you expect me to have a baby while you look like that?” said my beautiful wife Heidi. … more →
John Heald wrote 2 months ago: I will explain why in just a moment but this morning I had to empty our car of all the crap that has … more →
John Heald wrote 2 months ago: Weekends used to be so much fun but these days they are just one big blur of reality TV while every … more →
John Heald wrote 2 months ago: And suddenly………..there she was. Just sitting there……..looking at me … more →
John Heald wrote 5 months ago: Hello everyone. I know many of you have been enjoying sharing the world cruise with James and the pa … more →
John Heald wrote 5 months ago: Oh bugger………it’s my last week at home and in a moment of weakness I asked He … more →
John Heald wrote 6 months ago: The talk in the Heald household these past few days has of course been dominated by the Thingy. Heid … more →
John Heald wrote 6 months ago: It’s been a strange a wonderful day. First of all………….let’s talk … more →
John Heald wrote 6 months ago: Last night while waiting for Heidi’s delayed Easy Jet flight from Amsterdam to London Stanstea … more →
John Heald wrote 6 months ago: It’s nativity play time again at schools across the country…….or at least those th … more →