The Burning Man Boat
weeziemacdonaldLater this month, there is a ‘ladies of the family’ vacation happening. While my lady-ness may be in question . . . mostly because I talk like a sailor . . . they are nice enough to let me tag along. Probably because they are ladies and too polite to say no. They may regret this later. At any rate, we are taking my niece Sarah on the Disney Fantasy cruise ship. In my mind, this is a perfect set-up since I’ll be able to communicate with the sailors on board. We’re golden. Here’s a little tidbit about kids I find fascinating: studies have shown that children up to the age of 8 have the same brainwave patterns as adults on hallucinogens. I’m not making that shit up. Google it. Plus, I’ve been around young kids, and I have to believe this is a fact. I’ve also been to art school, soooo . . . you get where I’m going with this. I’m totally comfortable around crazy people. I’m not sure if ‘the ladies’ realize this, but what we are about to embark on is basically Burning Man for kids. It






