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Potty Training Update

Last week Max made the greatest advancement in his set of toddler skills since learning how to go to sleep on his own.  He’s 3-years old and in the throws of potty training which means there is like a 30 second window of opportunity for successfully reaching the potty in time once Max shouts “Dada I need to go pee-pee!!!”  Unlike adults, kids hold it till the last second when it might start trickling down their leg then either make it…or don’t.   408 more words

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The Childlike Author Feels... Gratification

- pleasure achieved by indulging desires or humoring inclinations or feelings; great satisfaction.

Gratification. We’ve all felt it.

How do I know we’ve all felt it, you ask?

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A Modern Classic: SpReAd the Love Children's Book Challenge

I was originally planning to post on a book from my own childhood – Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls.  I bought a copy to re-read it and then promptly misplaced it.   351 more words

Morgan Freeman Makes Everything Awesome

I could listen to this man say “poop” all day…


Do You Want To Have An Orgasm While Pooping? Of Course You Do.

So the “poopgasm” is a thing and we’re going to talk about it.

We all have our weird things that get us off, and that’s wonderful, but poo-games have never been part of my repertoire. 362 more words