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I can pinpoint the exact moment I broke up with the NBA.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I was in the basement of my parents house. It was the NBA on NBC. It was the year after my Milwaukee … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, Conspiracy Theories, Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Morality

I am, I am, I said I'm not myself

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: All these basketball posts must seem crazy. From the Phoenix Suns getting shafted last season, there … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Douchebaggery, Boring Homerism, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA Found My Smile, Nerd Alert., Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Eric Gordon is Dangeresque III! Or did I?

NBA Draft Lottery Quick Hitters

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Huh, Chicago got the #1 pick? Not New York, but as Stern Conspiracy Theorists go, it’s not une … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Douchebaggery, Boring Homerism, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA Found My Smile, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Basketball is played by tall guys, KEVIN LOVE definitely

I came a long way to see you and I wish you were dead.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Manu Ginobili is gonna be thrilling some fatties tonight. HE’S GOING FROM RIGHT TO LEFT! … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Douchebaggery, Funny! Not Funny!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Manu Ginobili is a fat chick thriller

I know I am a casual hoop fan.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: But Josh Smith is awesome. Josh Smith is a god among men. But you know what? He’s gonna let me … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Conspiracy Theories, DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA lost my smile, Nerd Alert.

Why the Seattle Sonics scare me?

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I am an idealist. I like to believe the best in people. I know, right? I may talk up a cynical game, … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, Boring Homerism, Funny! Not Funny!, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Bah!, NBA lost my smile, Clay Bennett is also the Devil

Reasons why David Stern is the devil.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I used to love the NBA. Really. It didn’t matter that Herb Kohl is as incompetent an owner as … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA lost my smile, David needs his stache, THIS IS WHY I HATE YOUR FREEDOMS

The NBA Western Conference is sexier than Tim Tebow's Girl.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: The Lakers and Grizzlies made a trade. Pau Gasol, an 18 and 8 power forward and center, with a solid … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Trader Drew's Trading Post, NBA Found My Smile, Nerd Alert., Analysisesims!, Billy Joe Cuthbert For The Win!, Pau Gasoul Train! Javaris is now the 5th guard. Winner!

Look, I understand that the Bulls fan sees the Skiles firing as a ding-dong the witch is dead scenario.2 comments

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I understand that if you have yourself a coach best known for his intensity in ten cities, a “ … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, hello, Hello [Insert City Here]!, Maverickism, NBA Found My Smile, Analysisesims!, breakdown, Pete Myers is Chicago Chuck Norris, Terry Stotts reference!

David Stern has ruined my love of the NBA.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: I actually grew up watching a different sport than most kids on their fathers knee. Sure, I saw the … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Douchebaggery, Maverickism, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Massholerics, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!

This right here is the greatest comic crossover ever.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Bigger than Flintstones meeting Jetsons. Bigger than the Justice League meeting the Avengers. Bigger … more →

Tags: Funny! Not Funny!, Nerd Alert., DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, I read comics. Suck it.

Quick Yi Jianlian Update.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: 26 Minutes, 12 points, 4 Rebounds, 2 Assists, and 1 steal. Bucks win 90-81. Clearly, he has handled … more →

Tags: NBA Found My Smile, Analysisesims!, International Assholerics

So Michael Vick pled out.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Reactions? If he was innocent, odds are he’s wouldn’t have pled out. And by odds are, I … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, taint, That One Guy, Bitter Beer Face, in a hellhole, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Bullshit, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Morality

A Donald Rumsfeldian Rhetorical Question Line of the NBA Scandal.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Well, David Stern faced the media. And the fact of the matter is, I just want to take this in bullet … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Douchebaggery, taint, That One Guy, The Moustache of Evil, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA Found My Smile, Scadenfreude!, New York-holerics

Tim Dongahy: Justifying the Conspiracy Theorists Existence

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Anyone who says this doesn’t hurt the NBA is a fool. Anyone who says this won’t affect t … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Douchebaggery, Conspiracy Theories, Bullshit, Hecklings!, Funny! Not Funny!, MUR-DER?, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

If Your Name is Mo Williams, and you play point guard...

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: You’re going to have a desperate city of Milwaukee begging for you to stay. Why? Because Chaun … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!

I figure myself a reasonably funny chap.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: But I just can’t think of a joke here. I know. It seems as if there’s some angle that I … more →

Tags: George Michael Hype Machine, Funny! Not Funny!, NBA Found My Smile, MUR-DER?

Yes, I am an idiot.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: “Larry Harris has courage and visionary thinking. I commend it.” I still commend the cou … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, Hello [Insert City Here]!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, Hecklings!, George Michael Hype Machine, Funny! Not Funny!, I am Easily Bullshitted, Nerd Alert., DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!

I am going to give ESPN Partial Credit...

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: For the second round of the television coverage, for the half of it that I watched. It was B+ work. … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, The WorldWide Leader, The Blogger gets an ego!, Hecklings!, NBA Found My Smile, Disneyholerics, Bork Bork Bork, Nerd Alert., Analysisesims!


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