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Haiku Review: The Evil Dead Trilogy

The Evil Dead (1981)

Remote cabin fun
spoiled by demon summoning
Like my 8th birthday

Evil Dead II (1987)

Dude, Ash is the man
with a chainsaw for a hand… 43 more words

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Spider Sense

Maitre D: Ah, Here we are Table for 2 Parker (Sounds like Pecker in his French accent)

Peter Parker: Parker.

Maitre D: That is what I said Parker (Sounds like Pecker in is French accent again).

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Evil Dead 2013

The most terrifying film I will ever see?

Well sadly I would have to disagree.

The new vision on the classic had a lot of pressure to live up to but I just didn’t feel they done enough. 323 more words

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Spider Sense

Doctor Ash: When one finds oneself in a perpetual state of panic.

Guster: Perpetual?

Doctor Ash: It means never-ending.

Guster: I know what it means, I was expressing indignation.

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Spidey Sense

Coach Boomer: Hello my name is Coach Boomer. You may know me as Sonic Boom, or you may not.  This is how Power Placement is going to work.  105 more words

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Spider Sense

Usher: Can I help you?

Peter Parker: Yeah, I’ve come to see the show.

Usher: I’m sorry sir. (Turning to highlight the sign) No-One will be seated after doors are closed.  It helps maintain the illusion.

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Spider Sense

Doctor Ash: You see my previous diagnosis may have been premature, slappy.

Guster: Slappy?

Doctor Ash: You see, you’re not worried that Shawn is going to leave you.  11 more words

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