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What Sort of Crazy Mixed Up NHL Season Is This?

tmaterno wrote 2 months ago: Avs and Coyotes no longer on pace to go 82-0-0??? Red Wings no longer 0-82-0??? Something is clearly … more →

Tags: Hockey - NHL, holy crap, Hockey, NHL, Detroit Red Wings, Bettman, Phoenix Coyotes, Colorado Avalanche, willy wonka

Wanted: Quantum Physicist 2 comments

Leila wrote 3 months ago: I have a need, that I believe will be for the betterment of man and womankind.  But in order to achi … more →

Tags: inner child, Personal, Silly, Imagination, time, quantum physicist

Ninjas Taste Like Chicken

tmaterno wrote 4 months ago: While the wife and I are sequestered at home 23/6 taking care of the newborn, we’ve subjected … more →

Tags: holy crap, Ninja New York, Restaurant, daytime television, Vanilla Ice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Travel Channel, food network

Hitler: Not a Fan of Recent Celebrity Death

tmaterno wrote 5 months ago: Can you blame him? … more →

Tags: holy crap, Hitler, MICHAEL JACKSON, Celebrity, Funeral

Re-Check: Thursday Morning Cupcheck - Hockey Music Edition

tmaterno wrote 5 months ago: Originally printed April 5th, 2007. In a related note, a few months ago with just weeks left in the … more →

Tags: Hockey - NHL, melting-face, Dallas Stars, cupcheck, Rock, Yoko Ono, Slayer, crazy ivans, Jeff K

Fixing Zubov's Hip Should Be a Cinch After Seeing This

tmaterno wrote 5 months ago: Swanlike. Graceful. Lithe. If we can put a crippled cat into a box and make him move around in circl … more →

Tags: Hockey - NHL, Dallas Stars, NHL, Cats, Robots, Sergei Zubov

Danny Heatley, Confirmed Enemy of the Nazis

tmaterno wrote 5 months ago: … more →

Tags: Hockey - NHL, holy crap, NHL, danny heatley, Hitler, Ottawa Senators, Nazi

And So. It Begins...2 comments

pigsofdarkness wrote 5 months ago: The Zombie Pandas of Doom take to the streets. Firstly, in cheesey hand drawn sticker form… If … more →

Tags: Sticker, Art, Street Art, Stickers, Pop art, Cartoon, manga, anime, Japanese Art

Before I Forget...

tmaterno wrote 5 months ago: Happy Father’s Day! … more →

Tags: FATHERS DAY, darth vader

Thursday Morning Cupcheck: Two Coaches Enter, One Coach Leaves

tmaterno wrote 5 months ago: Howdy, hockey hombres: all three of you astute readers may have noticed a strange lack of Cupcheck l … more →

Tags: Hockey - NHL, Dallas Stars, cupcheck, NHL, Stanley Cup, Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, Dave Tippett, Marc Crawford

Utterly Evil Plan #1337. Phase: OMG!

Eroge Dump Admin wrote 6 months ago: Utterly Evil Plan #1337 Phase: OMG! Tinker with the blog-engine so it behaves properly; Enhance the … more →

Forgery Was 'Too Terrible To Be Illegal'

jazzjones wrote 6 months ago: An evil genius in Argentina, standing trial over allegedly using counterfeit money, has been found n … more →

Tags: Crime, Humor, News

Monkey, Bird Form Diabolical Alliance

jazzjones wrote 6 months ago: Photo: hto2008 … more →

Tags: evil animals, Impending Doom, Oh the humanity!, snap judgement, Things that will kill you, animals, Humor

Intellectually-Challenged Detective Commits Intellectually-Challenged Bank Robbery2 comments

jazzjones wrote 6 months ago: A police detective in Germany has been arrested for committing a crime so ill-advised, it probably s … more →

Tags: Mediocrity, Crime, Humor, Idiocy, News

WILL POWER!

lindseyfranklin wrote 6 months ago: Check out this video that a bunch of us recently made for a 48 hour film race! It was mainly the wor … more →

Tags: Creativity, spandex

Evil Shark Plans Thwarted By Presence Of Roof

jazzjones wrote 6 months ago: Photo: Daveybot … more →

Tags: evil animals, snap judgement, Things that will kill you, Humor

The Pittsburgh Penguins Must Win To-night

tmaterno wrote 6 months ago: … or this wee man will fly into a horrifying rage. Who knows what Bettman is truly capable of … more →

Tags: Hockey - NHL, NHL, Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, Gary Bettman, Stanley Cup Finals

Home Computers 732% More Evil Than 13 Years Ago1 comment

jazzjones wrote 6 months ago: If you own a home computer, it is over seven times more likely to try and kill you now than it would … more →

Tags: Actual News, Sensational Headline of the Day!, Impending Doom, fake news, nerd porn, Oh the humanity!, Things that will kill you, News, studies

License Revoked? Need Beer? Use A Lawnmower, D'uh

jazzjones wrote 6 months ago: An American man has been arrested for doing what any logical person would do by going out on a lawnm … more →

Tags: Mediocrity, Beer, Genius, Humor, lawnmowers, News


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